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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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WishIwasyounger Tue 02-Feb-21 10:31:36

Sometimes when the weather is bad
Why not treat yourself - don't be sad
Online shopping
Or a lovely cake topping

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crazyH Tue 02-Feb-21 10:52:55

Sometimes when the weather is bad
Why not treat yourself - don't be sad
Online shopping
Or a lovely cake topping
Not much, just a little tad

My routine has all gone to pot

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henetha Tue 02-Feb-21 11:43:36

My routine has all gone to pot
And my nose has a big red spot

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FarNorth Tue 02-Feb-21 12:39:44

My routine has all gone to pot
And my nose has a big red spot
Stir crazy, that's me

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crazyH Tue 02-Feb-21 13:18:06

My routine has all gone to pot
And my nose has a big red spot
Stir crazy, that's me
Been stung by a bee

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Hellogirl1 Tue 02-Feb-21 23:25:22

My routine has all gone to pot
And my nose has a big red spot
Stir crazy, that`s me
Been stung by a bee
Thank goodness it`s not on my bot!

That would be so painful to sit on

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FarNorth Wed 03-Feb-21 03:33:29

That would be so painful to sit on
My panties might not even fit on

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Jangran99 Wed 03-Feb-21 09:36:39

That would be so painful to sit on
My panties might not even fit on
Going commando

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henetha Wed 03-Feb-21 10:09:42

That would be so painful to sit on
My panties might not even fit on
Going commando,
No, I don't think so!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 03-Feb-21 10:59:37

That would be so painful to sit upon
My panties might not even fit on
Going commando
No, I don't think so!
If I fell my dignity would be gone.

I like to look respectable

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WishIwasyounger Wed 03-Feb-21 17:26:24

I like to look respectable
And when suitable delectable

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crazyH Wed 03-Feb-21 17:47:29

I like to look respectable
And when suitable delectable
Won’t be for some time

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FarNorth Wed 03-Feb-21 18:17:43

I like to look respectable
And when suitable delectable
Won’t be for some time
I've seen my weight climb

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crazyH Wed 03-Feb-21 18:22:20

I like to look respectable
And when suitable delectable
Won’t be for some time
I've seen my weight climb
I stuff myself with anything edible

At this rate, I’ll be so rotund

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Jangran99 Wed 03-Feb-21 21:46:08

At this rate, I’ll be so rotund
That all of my friends will be stunned

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Dragonella Thu 04-Feb-21 00:09:56

At this rate, I’ll be so rotund
That all of my friends will be stunned
I look like a ball

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crazyH Thu 04-Feb-21 00:26:03

At this rate, I’ll be so rotund
That all of my friends will be stunned
I look like a ball
I’m not very tall

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Juliet27 Thu 04-Feb-21 08:26:36

At this rate, I’ll be so rotund
That all of my friends will be stunned
I look like a ball
I’m not very tall
I look like I’ve been currant bunned ?

Aerobics I did in the past

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crazyH Thu 04-Feb-21 10:01:27

Aerobics I did in the past
Enthusiasm didn’t last

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henetha Thu 04-Feb-21 10:28:03

Aerobics I did in the past
Enthusiasm didn’t last
I got out of breath

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 04-Feb-21 12:34:29

Aerobics I did in the past
Enthusiasm didn't last
I got out of breath
And felt like grim death

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crazyH Thu 04-Feb-21 13:18:55

Aerobics I did in the past
Enthusiasm didn't last
I got out of breath
And felt like grim death
I’d rather do a fast

Exercise and me aren’t best friends

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FarNorth Thu 04-Feb-21 13:59:10

Exercise and me aren’t best friends
My good intention quite soon ends

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crazyH Thu 04-Feb-21 14:38:31

Exercise and me aren’t best friends
My good intention quite soon ends
A short daily walk

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Juliet27 Thu 04-Feb-21 15:41:01

Exercise and me aren’t best friends
My good intention quite soon ends
A short daily walk
Not stopping to talk

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