Limericks 14

Some think there’s too many games threads
We need ways of using our heads
We're not all the same

Some think there’s too many games threads
We need ways of using our heads
We're not all the same
And they're good for our brain

Some think there’s too many games threads
We need ways of using our heads
We’re not all the same
But to use your brain

Some think there's too many games threads
We need ways of using our heads
We're not all the same
But to use your brain
Those brains - are they thoroughbreds?

Those damn plurals are so hard to rhyme

Those damn plurals are so hard to rhyme
I’ll try to remember next time

Those damn plurals are so hard to rhyme
I’ll try to remember next time
Let’s start with ‘single’

Those damn plurals are so hard to rhyme
I’ll try to remember next time
Let’s start with ‘single’
'Dangle' and 'dingle'

Those damn plurals are so hard to rhyme
I’ll try to remember next time
Let’s start with ‘single’
'Dangle' and 'dingle'
Now, that was worth more than a ‘dime’

There once was a cute lassie called Pearl

There once was a cute lassie called Pearl
Who wished to be a bunny girl

There once was a cute lass called Pearl
Who wished to be a bunny girl
But assets she lacked

There once was a cute lass called Pearl
Who wished to be a bunny girl
But assets she lacked
And as a consequence was sacked

There once was a cute lass called Pearl
Who wished to be a bunny girl
But assets she lacked
And so she was sacked
Now giving modelling a whirl

An agent in the audience

An agent in the audience
Approached one of her guardians

An agent in the audience
Approached one of her guardians
'Here's my business card'

An agent in the audience
Approached one of her guardians
'Here's my business card'
I’m really trying hard

An agent in the audience
Approached one of her guardians
'Here's my business card'
I’m really trying hard
To find some new Kardashians.

Fame and fortune await some girl

Fame and fortune await some girl
Who gives catwalk life a whirl

Fame and fortune await some girl
Who gives catwalk life a whirl
She just needs some style

Fame and fortune await some girl
Who gives catwalk life a whirl
She just needs some style
Patience for a while

Fame and fortune await some girl
Who gives catwalk life a whirl
She just needs some style
Patience for a while
Her future based on just a twirl

Though Auntie Grace was a model

Though Auntie Grace was a model
Her life was not quite a doddle

Though Auntie Grace was a model
Her life was not quite a doddle
It was one long diet

Though Auntie Grace was a model
Her life was not quite a doddle
It was one long diet
Nowt on the quiet

Though Auntie Grace was a model
Her life was not quite a doddle
It was one long diet
Nowt on the quiet
And life gave her no-one to coddle.

She died very lonely but rich

She died very lonely but rich
But what she’d wanted was to hitch