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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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Grany Sun 28-Feb-21 10:42:50

A defiant denier said
I would say we are being led

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FarNorth Sun 28-Feb-21 10:47:04

A defiant denier said
I would say we are being led
By donkeys and oafs

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henetha Mon 01-Mar-21 10:54:46

A defiant denier said
I would say we are being led
By donkeys and oafs
Who can't use their loafs

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Mar-21 14:39:31

A defiant denier said
I would say we are being lead
By donkeys and oafs
Who can't use their loafs
And as for those papers we've read.

Headline news - read all about it

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Mar-21 15:52:12

Headline news - read all about it
But just don’t believe all that’s writ!

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Billybob4491 Mon 01-Mar-21 17:13:22

Headline news - read all about it
But just don't believe all that's write
So sort the wheat from the chaff

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crazyH Mon 01-Mar-21 17:32:34

Headline news - read all about it
But just don't believe all that's write
So sort the wheat from the chaff
The rest is all faff

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Jangran99 Mon 01-Mar-21 18:30:58

Headline news - read all about it
But just don't believe all that's writ
Sort wheat from the chaff
The rest is all faff
And often the truth they omit.

Headline news - read all about it
But just don't believe all that's writ
Sort wheat from the chaff
The rest is all faff
And often the truth they omit.

Soon the kids will be back in school

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crazyH Mon 01-Mar-21 19:37:54

Soon the kids will be back in school
Teachers will be setting the rule

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Jangran99 Mon 01-Mar-21 19:43:08

Soon the kids will be back in school
Teachers will be setting the rule
Times tables, phonics

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crazyH Mon 01-Mar-21 19:47:26

Soon the kids will be back in school
Teachers will be setting the rule
Times tables, phonics
Home economics

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Jangran99 Mon 01-Mar-21 20:13:26

Soon the kids will be back in school
Teachers will be setting the rule
Times tables, phonics
Home economics
But not yet a dip in the pool

A lanky young laddie from Luss

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crazyH Mon 01-Mar-21 20:40:39

A lanky young laddie from Luss
Decided to make a big fuss

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FarNorth Tue 02-Mar-21 02:51:26

A lanky young laddie from Luss
Decided to make a big fuss
He wanted money

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Mar-21 12:07:50

A lanky young laddie from Luss
Decided to make a big fuss
He wanted money
So makes runny honey

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crazyH Tue 02-Mar-21 16:55:43

A lanky young laddie from Luss
Decided to make a big fuss
He wanted money
So makes runny honey
It was all just a sudden buzz

It wasn’t much of a business

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FarNorth Tue 02-Mar-21 18:52:10

A lanky young laddie from Luss
Decided to make a big fuss
He wanted money
So makes runny honey
It was all just a sudden buzz

It wasn’t much of a business
He kept accounts in such a mess

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crazyH Tue 02-Mar-21 19:17:00

It wasn’t much of a business
He kept accounts in such a mess
No books, no ledgers

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henetha Wed 03-Mar-21 10:14:24

It wasn’t much of a business
He kept accounts in such a mess
No books, no ledgers
But expensive pleasures

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 03-Mar-21 12:26:13

It wasn't much of a business
He kept accounts in such a mess
No books, no ledgers
But expensive pleasures
Meant his returns seem less and less.

He needed a good idea

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Jangran99 Wed 03-Mar-21 18:07:48

He needed a good idea
Sat musing whilst eating tortilla

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Juliet27 Wed 03-Mar-21 21:36:15

He needed a good idea
Sat musing whilst eating tortilla
Maybe a PA

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Hellogirl1 Wed 03-Mar-21 23:44:21

He needed a good idea
Sat musing while eating tortilla
Maybe a PA
At nought pounds a day

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Jangran99 Thu 04-Mar-21 00:48:14

He needed a good idea
Sat musing while eating tortilla
Maybe a PA
At nought pounds a day
Or get a job in Ikea

Some think there’s too many games threads

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Juliet27 Thu 04-Mar-21 07:12:55

Some think there’s too many games threads
We need ways of using our heads

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