Limericks 14

They’d never associate me
With having five men up a tree
Were they all hiding?
Were they law abiding?
Goodness I was a busy bee

I've taken up traveling light

I've taken up traveling light
If only I could get a flight!

Juliet27

I've taken up traveling light
If only I could get a flight!
But then again , no

I've taken up traveling light
If only I could get a flight!
But then again , no
Unless it's solo

I've taken up traveling light
If only I could get a flight!
But then again , no
Unless it's solo
‘Til Covid is beaten outright.

When I’m travelling up to Doune

When I’m travelling up to Doune
I always pack a fine, silk gown

Crazy, Scots say goon for gown then it will rhyme

When I’m travelling up to Doune
I always pack a fine, silk goon
It’s that kind of place

Thanks JG ....
When I’m travelling up to Doune
I always pack a fine, silk goon
It’s that kind of place
Where folks, they have grace

When I’m travelling up to Doune
I always pack a fine, silk goon
It’s that kind of place
Where folks, they have grace
To have such a dress is a boon

It’s not my usual kind of gear

It's not my usual kind of gear
Who cares when I'm on the beer?

It's not my usual kind of gear
Who cares when I'm on the beer?
Really matters not

It's not my usual kind of gear
Who cares when I'm on the beer?
Really matters not
I've got what I got

It's not my usual kind of gear
Who cares when I'm on the beer?
Really matters not
I've got what I got
I've worn it for most of this year

There's no point in dressing in style

There's no point in dressing in style
Apart from just once in a while

There`s no point in dressing in style
Apart from just once in a while
I get dolled up to the nines

I've altered your line Hellogirl1 to keep it in the rhythm of 88558

There's no point in dressing in style
Apart from just once in a while
Dolled up to the nines
You can see the signs

There's no point in dressing in style
Apart from just once in a while
Dolled up to the nines
You can see the signs
Because my glad rags raise a smile.

It's glitter and sequins we crave

It's glitter and sequins we crave
Minis and crop tops if we're brave

It's glitter and sequins we crave
Minis and crop tops if we're brave
A nice bit of bling

It's glitter and sequins we crave
Minis and crop tops if we're brave
A nice bit of bling
Silk jumper, bat wing

It's glitter and sequins we crave
Minis and crop tops if we're brave
A nice bit of bling
Silk jumper, bat wing
Nothing low cut, - just behave!

I've always longed for a tiara

I've always longed for a tiara
And a vineyard to make loads of Cynarah

I've always longed for a tiara
And a vineyard to make loads of Cynarah
But I know my place

I've always longed for a tiara
And a vineyard to make loads of Cynarah
But I know my place
Downstairs is my base

I've always longed for a tiara
And a vineyard to make loads of Cynarah
But I know my place
Downstairs is my base
To hopes I’ll say sayonara

So far we’re lucky in the South