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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sep-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 20:04:13

So far we’re lucky in the South
While we all cover nose and mouth

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Oct-20 21:16:07

So far we’re lucky in the South
While we all cover nose and mouth
I'm sure we'll catch up

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Elrel Sat 24-Oct-20 01:55:46

So far we’re lucky in the South
While we all cover nose and mouth
I'm sure we'll catch up
In cafes soon sup

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Oct-20 10:46:26

So far we’re lucky in the South
While we all cover nose and mouth
I'm sure we'll catch up
In cafes soon sup
The cases are rising in Louth

I’m just so glad I’m not Boris

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henetha Sat 24-Oct-20 10:57:41

I’m just so glad I’m not Boris
Even though he does look like Doris

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crazyH Sat 24-Oct-20 11:38:26

I’m just so glad I’m not Boris
Even though he does look like Doris
He needs his hair permed

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Oct-20 15:58:41

I’m just so glad I’m not Boris
Even though he does look like Doris
He needs his hair permed
I've watched him and squirmed

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henetha Sun 25-Oct-20 10:28:22

I’m just so glad I’m not Boris
Even though he does look like Doris
He needs his hair permed
I've watched him and squirmed
Me and my other half, Horace.

Yesterday I tidied my cupboards

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crazyH Sun 25-Oct-20 11:53:12

Yesterday I tidied my cupboards
And found some colourful tabards

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Tickledpink Sun 25-Oct-20 19:01:06

Yesterday I tidied my cupboards
And found some colourful tabards
I may put one on

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crazyH Mon 26-Oct-20 11:04:45

Yesterday I tidied my cupboards
And found some colourful tabards
I may put one on
To mow my front lawn

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 27-Oct-20 10:03:13

Yesterday I tidied the cupboards
And found some colourful tabards
I may put one one
To mow my front lawn
The sight of me may scare the birds.

A smooth tongued lounge lizard from Rhyl

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Juliet27 Tue 27-Oct-20 13:33:17

A smooth tongued lounge lizard from Rhyl
Imagined he’d give girls a thrill

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crazyH Tue 27-Oct-20 14:08:13

A smooth tongued lounge lizard from Rhyl
Imagined he’d give girls a thrill
He spoke with a twang

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Juliet27 Tue 27-Oct-20 21:41:16

A smooth tongued lounge lizard from Rhyl
Imagined he’d give girls a thrill
He spoke with a twang
In ears his words rang

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henetha Wed 28-Oct-20 14:27:56

A smooth tongued lounge lizard from Rhyl
Imagined he’d give girls a thrill
He spoke with a twang
In ears his words rang,
When he left he'd leave you the bill.

The police very soon caught him

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Grany Wed 28-Oct-20 15:10:54

The police very soon caught him
He wasn't that cool really dim

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crazyH Wed 28-Oct-20 15:42:19

The police very soon caught him
He wasn't that cool really dim
Was stopped in his tracks

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Flutterby1 Wed 28-Oct-20 16:17:19

The police very soon caught him
He was’t that cool really dim
Was stopped in his tracks
Until they discussed All the facts

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Grany Wed 28-Oct-20 17:02:21

The police very soon caught him
He was’t that cool really dim
Was stopped in his tracks
Discussed all the facts

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crazyH Wed 28-Oct-20 18:21:47

The police very soon caught him
He was’t that cool really dim
Was stopped in his tracks
Discussed all the facts
Then lost all his vigor and vim.

I lost my purse on my walk today

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Juliet27 Wed 28-Oct-20 22:34:57

I lost my purse on my walk today
Not only that, I lost my way

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Grany Thu 29-Oct-20 09:11:43

I lost my purse on my walk today
Not only that, I lost my way
Then retraced my tracks

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 29-Oct-20 09:34:23

I lost my purse on my walk today
Not only that, I lost my way
Then retraced my tracks
And met up with Max

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henetha Thu 29-Oct-20 10:15:45

I lost my purse on my walk today
Not only that, I lost my way
Then retraced my tracks
And met up with Max
"Coffee?" he said, "I'll gladly pay".

So we flirted a bit while we drank,

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