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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

Jangran99 Wed 30-Dec-20 00:32:48

I try to curl it with rollers
You’d think they’d be good controllers

crazyH Wed 30-Dec-20 00:49:07

I try to curl it with rollers
You’d think they’d be good controllers
They tangle my hair

Jangran99 Wed 30-Dec-20 01:13:57

I try to curl it with rollers
You’d think they’d be good controllers
They tangle my hair
It’s simply unfair

Juliet27 Thu 31-Dec-20 09:23:25

I try to curl it with rollers
You’d think they’d be good controllers
They tangle my hair
It’s simply unfair
We need new stylist enrollers

That was difficult to complete

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 31-Dec-20 10:18:21

That was difficult to complete
Yes, some of these rhymes have me beat

henetha Thu 31-Dec-20 10:42:07

That was difficult to complete
Yes, some of these rhymes have me beat
But it's fun to do

Juliet27 Thu 31-Dec-20 11:49:43

That was difficult to complete
Yes, some of these rhymes have me beat
But it's fun to do
Checking for what’s new

Jangran99 Thu 31-Dec-20 20:00:52

That was difficult to complete
Yes, some of these rhymes have me beat
But it's fun to do
Checking for what’s new
Then finding an ending that’s neat

Out with the old, in with the new

crazyH Thu 31-Dec-20 20:58:26

Out with the old, in with the new
I wish I could, pennies are few

Hellogirl1 Thu 31-Dec-20 21:58:36

Out with the old, in with the new
I wish I could, pennies are few
Try make do and mend

Juliet27 Fri 01-Jan-21 22:30:41

Out with the old, in with the new
I wish I could, pennies are few
Try make do and mend
Take care with each spend

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 02-Jan-21 11:10:35

Out with the old, in with the new
I wish I could, pennies are few
Try make do and mend
Take care with each spend
At least I can afford a brew.

So, chin chin, here's to a new year

crazyH Sat 02-Jan-21 12:18:02

So, chin chin, here's to a new year
Free from covid and full of cheer

Juliet27 Sat 02-Jan-21 17:30:37

So, chin chin, here's to a new year
Free from covid and full of cheer
It's not started well

Jangran99 Sat 02-Jan-21 18:28:15

So, chin chin, here's to a new year
Free from covid and full of cheer
It's not started well
The numbers still tell

Hellogirl1 Sun 03-Jan-21 00:27:04

So, chin chin, here`s to a new year
Free from covid and full of cheer
It`s not started well
The numbers still tell
Of people refusing to hear

Let us hope that sense will prevail

Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 07:59:24

Let us hope that sense will prevail
The virus the vaccines will nail

Jangran99 Sun 03-Jan-21 08:08:16

Let us hope that sense will prevail
The virus the vaccines will nail
We’ll trust the science

Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 10:44:33

Let us hope that sense will prevail
The virus the vaccines will nail
We’ll trust the science
Not the defiance

henetha Sun 03-Jan-21 12:21:30

Let us hope that sense will prevail
The virus the vaccines will nail
We’ll trust the science
Not the defiance
And we'll all live to tell the tale.

There's light at the end of the tunnel

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Jan-21 14:05:20

There's light at the end of the tunnel
So small, like the end of a funnel

Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 15:16:50

There's light at the end of the tunnel
So small, like the end of a funnel
But even a spark

Hellogirl1 Sun 03-Jan-21 21:04:36

There`s light at the end of the tunnel
So small, like the end of a funnel
But even a spark
Could light up the dark

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 05-Jan-21 10:17:12

There's light at the end of the tunnel
So small, like the end of a funnel
But even a spark
Could light up the dark
We've all had it up to the gunwales.

Oh, for a tropical climate

Jangran99 Tue 05-Jan-21 21:47:47

Oh, for a tropical climate
I’m finding it hard to rhyme it .....?

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