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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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crazyH Tue 05-Jan-21 22:11:44

Oh, for a tropical climate
I’m finding it hard to rhyme it .....?
Sometimes we get stumped

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Juliet27 Wed 06-Jan-21 08:31:34

Oh, for a tropical climate
I’m finding it hard to rhyme it .....?
Sometimes we get stumped
And sometimes we’re trumped

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 06-Jan-21 16:52:27

Oh, for a tropical climate
I'm finding it hard to rhyme it
Sometimes we get stumped
And sometimes we're trumped
Our brains have reached their limit.

In Yorkshire there's a place called Booze

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crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 17:53:12

In Yorkshire there's a place called Booze
The women there, are all quite loose

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Hellogirl1 Wed 06-Jan-21 21:51:51

In Yorkshire there`s a place called Booze
The women there are all quite loose
Don`t let them hear you

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henetha Fri 08-Jan-21 11:03:57

In Yorkshire there`s a place called Booze
The women there are all quite loose
Don`t let them hear you
The air will turn blue

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Jan-21 15:02:55

In Yorkshire there`s a place called Booze
The women there are all quite loose
Don`t let them hear you
The air will turn blue
They get upset by the word flooze

They like to think they are refined

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Hellogirl1 Fri 08-Jan-21 21:16:15

They like to think they are refined
But to their own faults they are blind

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crazyH Fri 08-Jan-21 21:36:59

They like to think they are refined
But to their own faults they are blind
Men, they stand in line

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Juliet27 Sat 09-Jan-21 07:05:00

They like to think they are refined
But to their own faults they are blind
Men, they stand in line
They don't miss a sign

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henetha Sat 09-Jan-21 10:25:16

They like to think they are refined
But to their own faults they are blind
Men, they stand in line
They don't miss a sign
And love those with a big behind.

Cathy from Cornwall swam daily

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 09-Jan-21 13:31:32

Cathy from Cornwall swam daily
Her health was hearty and haley

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Hellogirl1 Sun 10-Jan-21 00:11:26

Cathy from Cornwall swam daily
Her health was hearty and haley
Her breast stroke was fluid

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henetha Sun 10-Jan-21 11:27:38

Cathy from Cornwall swam daily
Her health was hearty and haley
Her breast stroke was fluid
She swam like a druid

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nanna8 Sun 10-Jan-21 12:21:35

I wish that I could hibernate
For I just have too much on my plate

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Juliet27 Sun 10-Jan-21 14:50:25

nanna8 it's best to click on 'last' to get the page number we're on each time. We move on quite fast ?

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crazyH Sun 10-Jan-21 15:21:43

Cathy from Cornwall swam daily
Her health was hearty and haley
Her breast stroke was fluid
She swam like a druid
And she danced like Bill Bailey

What’s that I see climb up the tree?

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Jangran99 Sun 10-Jan-21 23:25:46

What’s that I see climb up the tree?
Could my eyes be deceiving me?

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crazyH Sun 10-Jan-21 23:45:33

What’s that I see climb up the tree?
Could my eyes be deceiving me?
Is it a koala ?

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Hellogirl1 Mon 11-Jan-21 00:01:39

What`s that I see climb up the tree?
Could my eyes be deceiving me?
Is it a koala?
Or an impala?

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nanna8 Mon 11-Jan-21 11:40:36

What’s that I see climb up the tree?
Could my eyes be deceiving me?
Is it a koala?
Or an impala?
Or just a furry bumble bee?

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henetha Mon 11-Jan-21 12:00:52

New line please nanna8

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nanna8 Mon 11-Jan-21 12:03:41

Searching for a place to walk

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henetha Mon 11-Jan-21 12:06:18

Searching for a place to walk
And meet my sister for a talk

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Juliet27 Mon 11-Jan-21 16:19:39

Searching for a place to walk
And meet my sister for a talk
Still so many crowds

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