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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

Dragonella Tue 12-Jan-21 00:34:48

Searching for a place to walk
And meet my sister for a talk
Still so many crowds
Despite ominous clouds

henetha Tue 12-Jan-21 11:52:05

Searching for a place to walk
And meet my sister for a talk
Still so many crowds
Despite ominous clouds
Do they come out just for a gawk?

It's best to walk alone I find

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 12-Jan-21 12:58:26

It's best to walk alone I find
As down these country lanes I wind

Juliet27 Tue 12-Jan-21 15:37:29

It's best to walk alone I find
As down these country lanes I wind
From others stay clear

crazyH Tue 12-Jan-21 15:41:56

It's best to walk alone I find
As down these country lanes I wind
From others stay clear
Don’t cough very near

Juliet27 Tue 12-Jan-21 20:56:40

It's best to walk alone I find
As down these country lanes I wind
From others stay clear
Don’t cough very near
And disobey rules - you’ll be fined.

When Francesca lost her face mask

Dragonella Tue 12-Jan-21 22:05:50

When Francesca lost her face mask
The coppers all took her to task

Jangran99 Tue 12-Jan-21 22:08:24

When Francesca lost her face mask
The coppers all took her to task
Next time you’ll be fined

nanna8 Tue 12-Jan-21 22:17:49

When Francesca lost her face mask
The coppers all took her to task
Next time you’ll be fined
Named and shamed beside

crazyH Wed 13-Jan-21 00:25:13

When Francesca lost her face mask
The coppers all took her to task
Next time you’ll be fined
Named and shamed beside
She only left hone after dark

She had a bright idea one day

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 13-Jan-21 15:11:25

She had a bright idea one day
To hang masks rounds her neck all day

crazyH Wed 13-Jan-21 15:19:06

She had a bright idea one day
To hang masks rounds her neck all day
To distribute to

Nell8 Wed 13-Jan-21 15:23:56

She had a bright idea one day
To hang masks round her neck all day
The white and blue kind

Juliet27 Wed 13-Jan-21 17:13:41

She had a bright idea one day
To hang masks round her neck all day
The white and blue kind
Effective I find

Jangran99 Wed 13-Jan-21 18:51:13

She had a bright idea one day
To hang masks round her neck all day
The white and blue kind
Effective I find
At keeping the virus at bay

Shall we try to lighten the mood

Hellogirl1 Thu 14-Jan-21 00:16:27

Shall we try to lighten the mood
Today I bought a bright red snood

Elrel Thu 14-Jan-21 00:23:04

Shall we try to lighten the mood
Today I bought a bright red snood
I feel nice and snug

crazyH Thu 14-Jan-21 00:37:12

Shall we try to lighten the mood
Today I bought a bright red snood
I feel nice and snug
It’s like a bear hug

Dragonella Thu 14-Jan-21 01:27:32

Shall we try to lighten the mood
Today I bought a bright red snood
I feel nice and snug
It’s like a bear hug
As I run up and down in the nude

It's simply a question of taste

nanna8 Thu 14-Jan-21 08:14:34

It’s simply a matter of taste
To act in a manner so chaste

henetha Thu 14-Jan-21 10:14:27

It’s simply a matter of taste
To act in a manner so chaste
Do manners still count?

nanna8 Thu 14-Jan-21 10:57:37

It is simply a matter of taste
To act in a manner so chaste
Do manners still count ?
Or is this in doubt?

crazyH Thu 14-Jan-21 11:06:02

It is simply a matter of taste
To act in a manner so chaste
Do manners still count ?
Or is this in doubt?
I daresay, it’s all such a waste

My mother, she was very strict

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 14-Jan-21 12:05:10

My mother, she was very strict
With the modern world never clicked

Jangran99 Thu 14-Jan-21 14:29:49

My mother, she was very strict
With the modern world never clicked
Children seen, not heard

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