Limericks 17

Searching for a place to walk
And meet my sister for a talk
Still so many crowds
Despite ominous clouds

Searching for a place to walk
And meet my sister for a talk
Still so many crowds
Despite ominous clouds
Do they come out just for a gawk?

It's best to walk alone I find

It's best to walk alone I find
As down these country lanes I wind

It's best to walk alone I find
As down these country lanes I wind
From others stay clear

It's best to walk alone I find
As down these country lanes I wind
From others stay clear
Don’t cough very near

It's best to walk alone I find
As down these country lanes I wind
From others stay clear
Don’t cough very near
And disobey rules - you’ll be fined.

When Francesca lost her face mask

When Francesca lost her face mask
The coppers all took her to task

When Francesca lost her face mask
The coppers all took her to task
Next time you’ll be fined

When Francesca lost her face mask
The coppers all took her to task
Next time you’ll be fined
Named and shamed beside

When Francesca lost her face mask
The coppers all took her to task
Next time you’ll be fined
Named and shamed beside
She only left hone after dark

She had a bright idea one day

She had a bright idea one day
To hang masks rounds her neck all day

She had a bright idea one day
To hang masks rounds her neck all day
To distribute to

She had a bright idea one day
To hang masks round her neck all day
The white and blue kind

She had a bright idea one day
To hang masks round her neck all day
The white and blue kind
Effective I find

She had a bright idea one day
To hang masks round her neck all day
The white and blue kind
Effective I find
At keeping the virus at bay

Shall we try to lighten the mood

Shall we try to lighten the mood
Today I bought a bright red snood

Shall we try to lighten the mood
Today I bought a bright red snood
I feel nice and snug

Shall we try to lighten the mood
Today I bought a bright red snood
I feel nice and snug
It’s like a bear hug

Shall we try to lighten the mood
Today I bought a bright red snood
I feel nice and snug
It’s like a bear hug
As I run up and down in the nude

It's simply a question of taste

It’s simply a matter of taste
To act in a manner so chaste

It’s simply a matter of taste
To act in a manner so chaste
Do manners still count?

It is simply a matter of taste
To act in a manner so chaste
Do manners still count ?
Or is this in doubt?

It is simply a matter of taste
To act in a manner so chaste
Do manners still count ?
Or is this in doubt?
I daresay, it’s all such a waste

My mother, she was very strict

My mother, she was very strict
With the modern world never clicked

My mother, she was very strict
With the modern world never clicked
Children seen, not heard