Limericks 17

One day as she lay by the pool
She thought it would be really cool
A selfie to send
‘Cos that was the trend

One day as she lay by the pool
She thought it would be really cool
A selfie to send
`Cos that was the trend
And the trend soon became the rule

Life`s boring if we have no fun

Life`s boring if we have no fun
So let's all strip off in the sun!

Life`s boring if we have no fun
So let's all strip off in the sun!
With my rolls of fat

Life's boring if we have no fun
So let's all strip off in the sun!
With my rolls of fat
I need a large hat

Life's boring if we have no fun
So let's all strip off in the sun!
With my rolls of fat
I need a large hat
Wonder if I can borrow one?

Going to throw feathers in the air

Going to throw feathers in the air
To show Boris that I don`t care

Going to throw feathers in the air
To show Boris that I don`t care
I'll whoop and holler

Going to throw feathers in the air
To show Boris I don’t care
I’ll whoop and holler
Like there’s no tomorrer

Going to throw feathers in the air
To show Boris I don’t care
I’ll whoop and holler
Like there’s no tomorrer
And then I'll shout "So there!"

A young chap called Steven from Slough

A young chap called Steven from Slough
Decided the best time was now

A young chap called Steven from Slough
Decided the best time was now
For brand new attire

A young chap called Steven from Slough
Decided the best time was now
For brand new attire
Is what I require

A young chap called Steven from Slough
Decided the best time was now
For brand new attire
Is what I require
To score a high factor of WOW!

In shiny track suit he strolled out

In shiny track suit he strolled out
Of attraction he had no doubt

In shiny track suit he strolled out
Of attraction he had no doubt
A damsel came by

In shiny track suit he strolled out
Of attraction he had no doubt
A damsel came by
And gave him the eye

In shiny track suit he strolled out
Of attraction he had no doubt
A damsel came by
And gave him the eye
So over he rushed with a shout

The youth was in love with himself

The youth was in love with himself
Knew all he was lacking was wealth

The youth was in love with himself
Knew all he was lacking was wealth
Joined the bit-coin race

The youth was in love with himself
Knew all he was lacking was wealth
Joined the bit-coin race
But sank without trace

The youth was in love with himself
Knew all he was lacking was wealth
Joined the bit-coin race
But sank without trace
All due to his awful bad health

There once was a sleepy old dog

There once was a sleepy old dog
Who missed thieves - he slept like a log

There once was a sleepy old dog
Who missed thieves-he slept like a Lo
Not even a bark

There once was a sleepy old dog
Who missed thieves-he slept like a log
Not even a bark
To scare the wee lark