Limericks 17

Ken Dodd’s one I’d like to have met
But his jokes I seem to forget
His tickling stick
With me didn’t click
But more liked him than didn't, I bet.

An Irish lass from County Cork

An Irish lass from County Cork
Sailed to a new life in New York

An Irish lass from County Cork
Sailed to a new life in New York
The glitz and glamour

An Irish lass from County Cork
Sailed to a new life in New York
The glitz and glamour
The rush and clamour

An Irish lass from County Cork
Sailed to a new life in New York
The glitz and glamour
The rush and clamour
Was just too much for Miss O’Rourke

To home she was soon to return

To home she was soon to return
But first there was money to burn

To home she was soon to return
But first there was money to burn
In Macey's perhaps?

To home she was soon to return
But first there was money to burn
In Macey's perhaps?
Let Trump Towers lapse

To home she was soon to return
But first there was money to burn
In Macey`s perhaps?
Let Trump Towers lapse
That man sure has a lot to learn

Let`s hope we don`t see him again

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain
He’s run to Mar-a-lago

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain
To Mar-a-lago

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain
To Mar-a-lago
His own Wells Fargo!

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain
To Mar-a-lago
His own Wells Fargo!
He’s gone - there he can remain

We hear not much of old Biden

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain
To Mar-a-lago
His own Wells Fargo!
He'd be ok if he had a brain.

Mickey Mouse would be better in charge

Micky Mouse would be better in charge
Would his majority be large?

Micky Mouse would be better in charge
Would his majority be large?
With a happy grin

Mickey Mouse would be better in charge
Would his majority be large?
With a happy grin
He's soon suck us in

Mickey Mouse would be better in charge
Would his majority be large?
With a happy grin
He's soon suck us in
With his running mate, Simpson’s Marge

A lovely lassie from Dunoon

A lovely lassie from Dunoon
Never got up till afternoon

A lovely lassie from Dunoon
Never got up till afternoon
Then stayed up all night

A lovely lassie from Dunoon
Never got up till afternoon
Then stayed up all night
Dancing till daylight

A lovely lassie from Dunoon
Never got up till afternoon
Then stayed up all night
Dancing till daylight
Especially on nights of full moon.

Six smart disco dancers from Dyce

Six smart disco dancers from Dyce
Dressed to the nines, looked very nice

Six smart disco dancers from Dyce
Dressed to the nines, looked very nice
Sequinned suits and shiny shoes