Limericks 17

Six smart disco dancers from Dyce
Dressed to the nines, looked very nice
In their sequinned suits
And their disco boots
Their outfits were well worth the price

So weary, can't plan a new line

So weary, can't plan a new line
For a good night’s sleep how I pine

So weary,can’t plan a line
For a good night’s sleep how I pine
Sleep is elusive

So weary,can’t plan a line
For a good night’s sleep how I pine
Sleep is elusive
Though my bed's exclusive

So weary, can't plan a line
For a good nights sleep how I pine
Sleep is elusive
Though my bed's exclusive
Perhaps, another glass of wine?

So I donned a pair of bed socks

So I donned a pair of bed socks
And I stopped looking at the clocks

So I donned a pair of bed socks
And I stopped looking at the clocks
Lay stroking the cat

So I donned a pair of bed socks
And I stopped looking at the clocks
Lay stroking the cat
As we both love that

So I donned a pair of bed socks
And I stopped looking at the clocks
Lay stroking the cat
As we both love that
And twirled my long, curly locks.

My hair really is my best feature

My hair really is my best feature
Though I look like some wild creature

My hair really is my best feature
Though I look like some wild creature
An ostrich perhaps

My hair really is my best feature
Though I look like some wild creature
An ostrich perhaps
I hide it 'neath caps

My hair really is my best feature
Though I look like some wild creature
An ostrich perhaps
I hide it 'neath caps
But I did look nice in that picture

So I sent it to an agency

So I sent it to an agency
They were impressed with the look of me

So I sent it to an agency
They were impressed with the look of me
So I was employed

So I sent it to an agency
They were impressed with the look of me
So I was employed
And got deployed

So I sent it to an agency
They were impressed by the look of me
So I was employed
And got deployed
In the fashion pages by the sea.

But they titled it 'Granny Chic'

But they titled it 'Granny Chic'
With her latest fashion trick

But they titled it 'Granny Chic'
With her latest fashion trick
I was so upset

But they titled it 'Granny Chic'
With her latest fashion trick
I was so upset
Decided to get

But they titled it 'Granny Chic'
With her latest fashion trick
I was so upset
Decided to get
Wed to my boyfriend, merry Mick.

My wedding dress is fabulous

My wedding dress is fabulous
We'll get lots of photos of us

My wedding dress is fabulous
We'll get lots of photos of us
David Emmanuel

My wedding dress is fabulous
We'll get lots of photos of us
David Emmanuel
Too pricey, oh well

My wedding dress is fabulous
We'll get lots of photos of us
David Emmanuel
Too pricey, oh well
It’ll just have to be BHS

Merry Mick thought it looked nice