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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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FarNorth Sun 07-Mar-21 03:00:52

Merry Mick thought it looked nice
And I was impressed with the price

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nanna8 Sun 07-Mar-21 06:38:02

Merry Mick thought it looked nice
It’s good what you get for that price

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Mar-21 08:58:16

Merry Mick thought it looked nice
And I was impressed with the price
Only once it’s worn

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Mar-21 09:11:54

Merry Mick thought it looked nice
And I was impressed with the price
Only once it’s worn
It lies there forlorn

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crazyH Sun 07-Mar-21 10:06:38

Merry Mick thought it looked nice
And I was impressed with the price
Only once it’s worn
It lies there forlorn
I’ve put on weight, it’s not my size

The temperatures have fallen to 3

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henetha Sun 07-Mar-21 10:49:22

The temperatures have fallen to 3
And that's too cold by far for me

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nanna8 Sun 07-Mar-21 11:32:50

The temperatures have fallen to 3
And that’s too cold by far for me
But Spring is coming

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Mar-21 12:02:10

The temperatures have fallen to 3
And that’s too cold by far for me
But Spring is coming
Woodpeckers drumming

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crazyH Sun 07-Mar-21 12:54:35

The temperatures have fallen to 3
And that’s too cold by far for me
But Spring is coming
Woodpeckers drumming
And day trips to Ogmore-by -sea

Raymond Blanc’s mussels look tempting

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 07-Mar-21 16:02:59

Raymond Blanc's mussels look tempting
Those poor souls with allergies exempting

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henetha Tue 09-Mar-21 10:30:15

Raymond Blanc's mussels look tempting
Those poor souls with allergies exempting
So let them eat cake

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crazyH Tue 09-Mar-21 10:32:30

Raymond Blanc's mussels look tempting
Those poor souls with allergies exempting
So let them eat cake
But who’s going to bake?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Mar-21 11:14:35

Raymond Blanc's mussels look tempting
Those poor souls with allergies exempting
So let them eat cake
But who's going to bake?
Others' tastes we are pre-empting.

You cannot beat Mum's sausage rolls

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Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Mar-21 22:49:32

You cannot beat mum`s sausage rolls
She bakes them over red hot coals

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Mar-21 00:44:22

You cannot beat mum`s sausage rolls
She bakes them over red hot coals
The fillings so yummy

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nanna8 Wed 10-Mar-21 00:47:42

You cannot beat mum’s sausage rolls
She bakes them over red hot coals
The fillings so yum you
They help fill your tummy

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nanna8 Wed 10-Mar-21 00:48:24

Sorry - yummy fillings , spellchecker alert,

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Juliet27 Wed 10-Mar-21 06:55:42

You cannot beat mum’s sausage rolls
She bakes them over red hot coals
The fillings so yummy
They help fill your tummy
Her baking is top of the polls

Our weather is so erratic

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Mar-21 10:32:16

Our weather is so erratic
It comes from changes climatic

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henetha Wed 10-Mar-21 10:44:19

Our weather is so erratic
It comes from changes climatic
First sun then a storm

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Mar-21 13:26:25

Our weather is so erratic
It comes from changes climatic
First sun then storm
Hot, cold and then warm

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Juliet27 Wed 10-Mar-21 15:28:07

Our weather is so erratic
It comes from changes climatic
First sun then storm
Hot, cold and then warm
It's no wonder I'm rheumatic

Discussing weather's a passion

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Mar-21 19:54:49

Discussing weather's a passion
That never goes out of fashion

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crazyH Wed 10-Mar-21 23:18:28

Discussing weather's a passion
That never goes out of fashion
“Nice to see the sun”

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Hellogirl1 Wed 10-Mar-21 23:51:25

Discussing weather`s a passion
That never goes out of fashion
"Nice to see the sun"
"Now we can have fun"

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