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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

Juliet27 Sat 05-Dec-20 12:02:31

If you go down to the woods to day
And those grizzly bears come out to play
Don’t turn tail and run

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 05-Dec-20 10:26:32

If you go down to the woods to play
And those grizzly bears come out to play

henetha Sat 05-Dec-20 09:54:35

Mickey the mouse married Minnie
Although she`d been after Winnie
She took second best
As Pooh’s not impressed
But he's such a daft old ninny.

If you go down to the woods today

Juliet27 Sat 05-Dec-20 06:51:44

Mickey the mouse married Minnie
Although she`d been after Winnie
She took second best
As Pooh’s not impressed

Hellogirl1 Sat 05-Dec-20 00:19:25

Mickey the mouse married Minnie
Although she`d been after Winnie
She took second best

Juliet27 Fri 04-Dec-20 19:35:46

Mickey the mouse married Minnie
Although she'd been after Winnie

henetha Fri 04-Dec-20 09:51:52

His wife`s always up for a laugh
And she`s more fun than him by half
She`ll dance on the table
Shame it’s unstable!
Now she's upside down in the bath.

Mickey the mouse married Minnie

Juliet27 Fri 04-Dec-20 05:49:19

His wife`s always up for a laugh
And she`s more fun than him by half
She`ll dance on the table
Shame it’s unstable!

Hellogirl1 Thu 03-Dec-20 23:27:40

His wife`s always up for a laugh
And she`s more fun than him by half
She`ll dance on the table

Juliet27 Thu 03-Dec-20 15:04:45

His wife's always up for a laugh
And she’s more fun than him by half

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Dec-20 12:22:34

There was an old Colonel from Crewe
Who jumped when his wife shouted, "BOO"!
He's always on guard,
Lives on bread and lard
His frugality he may rue.

His wife's always up for a laugh

henetha Wed 02-Dec-20 11:04:36

There was an old Colonel from Crewe
Who jumped when his wife shouted "BOO!"
He’s always on guard,
Lives on bread and lard,

Juliet27 Wed 02-Dec-20 07:09:48

There was an old Colonel from Crewe
Who jumped when his wife shouted "BOO!"
He’s always on guard

Hellogirl1 Tue 01-Dec-20 23:43:43

There was an old Colonel from Crewe
Who jumped when his wife shouted "BOO!"

Jangran99 Tue 01-Dec-20 21:00:34

But he brought home some gold doubloons
His mum said they'd make nice teaspoons
So sparkly they shine
By rights they are mine
They’re perfect for eating my prunes

There was an old Colonel from Crewe

henetha Mon 30-Nov-20 10:40:48

But he brought home some gold doubloons
His mum said they'd make nice teaspoons
So sparkly they shine
By rights they are mine

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 30-Nov-20 09:03:33

But he brought home some gold doubloons
His mum said they'd make nice teaspoons
So sparkly they shine

Hellogirl1 Sun 29-Nov-20 15:38:52

But he brought home some gold dubloons
His mum said they`d make nice teaspoons

henetha Sun 29-Nov-20 11:49:27

Then she fell for a rapscallion
Who spun her tales of his galleon,
He sailed the high seas
Bragged of expertise
Pity he's got fleas, a battalion.

But he brought home some gold dubloons

Juliet27 Sun 29-Nov-20 07:36:44

Then she fell for a rapscallion
Who spun her tales of his galleon,
He sailed the high seas
Bragged of expertise

henetha Sat 28-Nov-20 12:26:28

Then she fell for a rapscallion
Who spun her tales of his galleon,
He sailed the high seas

Hellogirl1 Fri 27-Nov-20 20:22:11

Then she fell for a rapscallion
Who spun her tales of his galleon

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Nov-20 12:30:45

She fell in love with Billy from Bognor
A chap who kept on spouting dogma
So she bought earplugs
Gave him loads of hugs
But she was soon back on the vodka.

Then she fell for a rapscallion

crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 19:09:19

She fell in love with Billy from Bognor
A chap who kept on spouting dogma
So she bought ear plugs
Gave him loads of hugs

henetha Thu 26-Nov-20 10:13:59

She fell in love with Billy from Bognor
A chap who kept on spouting dogma
So she bought ear plugs

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