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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Nov-20 10:14:11

I'll wear it when out with my beau
Who doesn't have much of a 'go'
Will he be jealous?

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henetha Fri 20-Nov-20 12:57:46

I'll wear it when out with my beau
Who doesn't have much of a 'go'
Will he be jealous?
That I'm so zealous

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Jangran99 Fri 20-Nov-20 21:42:04

I'll wear it when out with my beau
Who doesn't have much of a 'go'
Will he be jealous?
That I'm so zealous
I’m afraid the answer is ’no’

Don’t worry,I’ll find another

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henetha Sat 21-Nov-20 11:24:03

Don’t worry,I’ll find another
I'm keen on a friend of my brother

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Nov-20 12:02:49

Don't worry, I'll find another
I'm keen on a friend of my brother
I might drop a hint

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Hellogirl1 Sat 21-Nov-20 23:04:15

Don`t worry, I`ll find another
I`m keen on a friend of my brother
I might drop a hint
That he`s worth a mint

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crazyH Sat 21-Nov-20 23:46:57

Don`t worry, I`ll find another
I`m keen on a friend of my brother
I might drop a hint
That he`s worth a mint
That will impress my dear mother

She wanted me to find a rich man

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Elrel Sun 22-Nov-20 00:04:42

She wanted me to find a rich man
A life ‘flows without a hitch’ man

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crazyH Sun 22-Nov-20 00:07:51

She wanted me to find a rich man
A life ‘flows without a hitch’ man
I tried very hard

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Juliet27 Sun 22-Nov-20 06:21:39

She wanted me to find a rich man
A life ‘flows without a hitch’ man
I tried very hard
But they all seemed marred

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 22-Nov-20 08:31:36

She wanted me to find a rich man
A life 'flows without a hitch' man
I tried very hard
But they all seemed marred
I ran off to a ranch in Cheyenne.

I met a cowboy with a big hat

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henetha Sun 22-Nov-20 10:58:11

I met a cowboy with a big hat
Riding a horse that was very fat

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Juliet27 Tue 24-Nov-20 08:03:31

met a cowboy with a big hat
Riding a horse that was very fat
It fell at a jump

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henetha Tue 24-Nov-20 10:41:27

I met a cowboy with a big hat
Riding a horse that was very fat
It fell at a jump
Which gave me the hump

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Hellogirl1 Wed 25-Nov-20 00:01:15

I met a cowboy with a big hat
Riding a horse that was very fat
It fell at a jump
Which gave me the hump
As I landed right in a cow pat!

My clothing was so hard to clean

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Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 00:20:33

My clothing was so hard to clean
Having sat in a cow’s latrine

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Elrel Wed 25-Nov-20 00:26:44

My clothing was so hard to clean
Having sat in a cow’s latrine
I smelt of her poo

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Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 00:38:56

My clothing was so hard to clean
Having sat in a cow’s latrine
I smelt of her poo
I held my nose, phew!

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Juliet27 Wed 25-Nov-20 08:16:32

My clothing was so hard to clean
Having sat in a cow’s latrine
I smelt of her poo
I held my nose, phew!
I wish my nose wasn't so keen.

Merry Milly from Malham Moor

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henetha Wed 25-Nov-20 10:04:38

Merry Milly from Malham Moor
Was happy although she was poor

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Nov-20 12:14:34

Merry Milly from Malham Moor
Was happy although she was poor
But she had her dreams

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Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 22:43:27

Merry Milly from Malham Moor
Was happy although she was poor
But she had her dreams
Her plans and her schemes

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crazyH Wed 25-Nov-20 23:37:14

Merry Milly from Malham Moor
Was happy although she was poor
But she had her dreams
Her plans and her schemes
Sadly, they all went thru' the door

She fell in love with Billy from Bognor

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Hellogirl1 Wed 25-Nov-20 23:51:37

She fell in love with Billy from Bognor
A chap who kept on spouting dogma

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crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 10:13:10

She fell in love with Billy from Bognor
A chap who kept on spouting dogma
She soon got fed up

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