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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Nov-20 10:14:11

I'll wear it when out with my beau
Who doesn't have much of a 'go'
Will he be jealous?

henetha Fri 20-Nov-20 12:57:46

I'll wear it when out with my beau
Who doesn't have much of a 'go'
Will he be jealous?
That I'm so zealous

Jangran99 Fri 20-Nov-20 21:42:04

I'll wear it when out with my beau
Who doesn't have much of a 'go'
Will he be jealous?
That I'm so zealous
I’m afraid the answer is ’no’

Don’t worry,I’ll find another

henetha Sat 21-Nov-20 11:24:03

Don’t worry,I’ll find another
I'm keen on a friend of my brother

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Nov-20 12:02:49

Don't worry, I'll find another
I'm keen on a friend of my brother
I might drop a hint

Hellogirl1 Sat 21-Nov-20 23:04:15

Don`t worry, I`ll find another
I`m keen on a friend of my brother
I might drop a hint
That he`s worth a mint

crazyH Sat 21-Nov-20 23:46:57

Don`t worry, I`ll find another
I`m keen on a friend of my brother
I might drop a hint
That he`s worth a mint
That will impress my dear mother

She wanted me to find a rich man

Elrel Sun 22-Nov-20 00:04:42

She wanted me to find a rich man
A life ‘flows without a hitch’ man

crazyH Sun 22-Nov-20 00:07:51

She wanted me to find a rich man
A life ‘flows without a hitch’ man
I tried very hard

Juliet27 Sun 22-Nov-20 06:21:39

She wanted me to find a rich man
A life ‘flows without a hitch’ man
I tried very hard
But they all seemed marred

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 22-Nov-20 08:31:36

She wanted me to find a rich man
A life 'flows without a hitch' man
I tried very hard
But they all seemed marred
I ran off to a ranch in Cheyenne.

I met a cowboy with a big hat

henetha Sun 22-Nov-20 10:58:11

I met a cowboy with a big hat
Riding a horse that was very fat

Juliet27 Tue 24-Nov-20 08:03:31

met a cowboy with a big hat
Riding a horse that was very fat
It fell at a jump

henetha Tue 24-Nov-20 10:41:27

I met a cowboy with a big hat
Riding a horse that was very fat
It fell at a jump
Which gave me the hump

Hellogirl1 Wed 25-Nov-20 00:01:15

I met a cowboy with a big hat
Riding a horse that was very fat
It fell at a jump
Which gave me the hump
As I landed right in a cow pat!

My clothing was so hard to clean

Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 00:20:33

My clothing was so hard to clean
Having sat in a cow’s latrine

Elrel Wed 25-Nov-20 00:26:44

My clothing was so hard to clean
Having sat in a cow’s latrine
I smelt of her poo

Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 00:38:56

My clothing was so hard to clean
Having sat in a cow’s latrine
I smelt of her poo
I held my nose, phew!

Juliet27 Wed 25-Nov-20 08:16:32

My clothing was so hard to clean
Having sat in a cow’s latrine
I smelt of her poo
I held my nose, phew!
I wish my nose wasn't so keen.

Merry Milly from Malham Moor

henetha Wed 25-Nov-20 10:04:38

Merry Milly from Malham Moor
Was happy although she was poor

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Nov-20 12:14:34

Merry Milly from Malham Moor
Was happy although she was poor
But she had her dreams

Jangran99 Wed 25-Nov-20 22:43:27

Merry Milly from Malham Moor
Was happy although she was poor
But she had her dreams
Her plans and her schemes

crazyH Wed 25-Nov-20 23:37:14

Merry Milly from Malham Moor
Was happy although she was poor
But she had her dreams
Her plans and her schemes
Sadly, they all went thru' the door

She fell in love with Billy from Bognor

Hellogirl1 Wed 25-Nov-20 23:51:37

She fell in love with Billy from Bognor
A chap who kept on spouting dogma

crazyH Thu 26-Nov-20 10:13:10

She fell in love with Billy from Bognor
A chap who kept on spouting dogma
She soon got fed up