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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Oct-20 15:04:19

This version has proved popular
For pedants in particular

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crazyH Fri 23-Oct-20 16:43:14

This version has proved popular
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I'm no Edward Lear

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 16:44:51

This version has proved popular
For pedants in particular
The syllable count

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Oct-20 18:03:04

This version has proved popular
For pedants in particular
The syllable count
Is what’s paramount

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 19:40:44

This version has proved popular
For pedants in particular
The syllable count
Is what’s paramount
And love of the vernacular

But we can’t all be Edward Lear

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FarNorth Sat 24-Oct-20 02:25:51

But we can’t all be Edward Lear
So what can I tell you, my dear?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 24-Oct-20 08:31:14

But we can't all be Edward Lear
So what can I tell you, my dear?
There's so much advice

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Jangran99 Sat 24-Oct-20 08:52:14

But we can't all be Edward Lear
So what can I tell you, my dear?
There's so much advice
Add a little spice

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Oct-20 10:36:25

But we can't all be Edward Lear
So what can I tell you, my dear?
There's so much advice
Add a little spice
That will always cheer up the drear

My Auntie Vera always said

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Jangran99 Sat 24-Oct-20 20:00:17

My Auntie Vera always said
To go where angels fear to tread

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crazyH Sat 24-Oct-20 20:48:28

My Auntie Vera always said
To go where angels fear to tread
I went, tripped and fell

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Oct-20 21:37:15

My Auntie Vera always said
To go where angels fear to tread
I went, tripped and fell
I'm not a gazelle!

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crazyH Sat 24-Oct-20 21:54:07

My Auntie Vera always said
To go where angels fear to tread
I went, tripped and fell
I'm not a gazelle!
And now there's a pain in my head ?

The Doc, he said, "you naughty girl"

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Hellogirl1 Sun 25-Oct-20 00:41:15

The Doc, he said, "you naughty girl"
There`s certain hair you shouldn`t curl

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FarNorth Sun 25-Oct-20 01:42:52

The Doc, he said, "you naughty girl"
There`s certain hair you shouldn`t curl
So have a warm bath

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 25-Oct-20 07:20:56

The Doc, he said, "you naughty girl"
There's a certain hair you shouldn't curl
So have a warm bath
And then a good laugh

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Ashcombe Sun 25-Oct-20 07:29:02

The Doc, he said, "you naughty girl"
There's a certain hair you shouldn't curl
So have a warm bath
And then a good laugh
And, afterwards, give me a twirl!!

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Ashcombe Sun 25-Oct-20 07:29:39

Remember, it is Sunday morn,

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Juliet27 Sun 25-Oct-20 08:38:59

Remember, it is Sunday morn,
So we’d better stay clear of porn

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Missfoodlove Sun 25-Oct-20 08:49:17

Remember it’s Sunday morn
So we’d better stay clear of porn.
Visit the Church instead.

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Ashcombe Sun 25-Oct-20 12:06:28

Remember it’s Sunday morn
So we’d better stay clear of porn.
Visit the Church instead
Of lazing in bed

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crazyH Sun 25-Oct-20 12:24:09

Remember it’s Sunday morn
So we’d better stay clear of porn.
Visit the Church instead
Of lazing in bed
You'll be a good Christian, reborn

My winceyettes are cosy and warm

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Juliet27 Sun 25-Oct-20 16:35:44

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm

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Ashcombe Sun 25-Oct-20 18:50:06

My winceyettes are cosy and warm
They remind me of the school dorm
Midnight feasts after dark

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