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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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henetha Wed 09-Dec-20 10:44:06

Heads turn as I stroll down the street
I wave at everyone I meet,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 09-Dec-20 11:37:49

Heads turn as I stroll down the street
I wave at everyone I meet,
Like the Queen, you know

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Ashcombe Wed 09-Dec-20 22:10:03

11:37:49
Heads turn as I stroll down the street
I wave at everyone I meet,
Like the Queen, you know
To posh “do's”, I go.

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henetha Thu 10-Dec-20 11:05:12

Heads turn as I stroll down the street
I wave at everyone I meet,
Like the Queen, you know
To posh “do's”, I go.
And I'm always very discreet.

I don't dish dirt on anyone

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Jangran99 Thu 10-Dec-20 12:31:57

I don't dish dirt on anyone
And those that do, I tend to shun

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Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Dec-20 00:06:33

I don`t dish dirt on anyone
And those that do, I tend to shun
If they can`t be nice

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Jangran99 Fri 11-Dec-20 09:04:23

don`t dish dirt on anyone
And those that do, I tend to shun
If they can`t be nice
Then take my advice

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henetha Fri 11-Dec-20 09:53:31

don`t dish dirt on anyone
And those that do, I tend to shun
If they can`t be nice
Then take my advice
Don't gossip, it's not really fun.

Fun is a zip wire from up high

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Dec-20 15:28:14

Fun is a zip wire from up high
Giving the feeling you can fly

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Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Dec-20 23:48:50

Fun is a zip wire from up high
Giving the feeling you can fly
You whizz o`er the trees

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crazyH Sat 12-Dec-20 00:57:59

Fun is a zip wire from up high
Giving the feeling you can fly
You whizz o`er the trees
You sway in the breeze

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 12-Dec-20 11:27:11

Fun is a zip wire from up high
Giving the feeling you can fly
You whizz o'er the trees
You sway in the breeze
I'm off o'er the clouds so bye bye.

Once, a sweet talking bigamist

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henetha Sat 12-Dec-20 12:31:54

Once, a sweet talking bigamist
Went round proposing, with a twist

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Dec-20 17:18:12

Once, a sweet talking bigamist
Went round proposing, with a twist
Some were taken in

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FarNorth Sat 12-Dec-20 20:42:46

Once, a sweet talking bigamist
Went round proposing, with a twist
Some were taken in
Some just gave a grin

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Grany Sat 12-Dec-20 20:50:38

Once, a sweet talking bigamist
Went round proposing, with a twist
Some were taken in
Some just gave a grin
He's really a polygamist

Glad I got out of his clutches

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Dec-20 21:30:49

Glad I got out of his clutches
Can’t bear to think of his touches

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crazyH Sat 12-Dec-20 22:52:18

Glad I got out of his clutches
Can’t bear to think of his touches
This dirty slime ball

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Elrel Sat 12-Dec-20 22:56:07

Glad I got out of his clutches
Can’t bear to think of his touches
This dirty slime ball
Thought he had it all

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Dec-20 23:17:21

Glad I got out of his clutches
Can’t bear to think of his touches
This dirty slime ball
Thought he had it all
Now hobbling around on crutches

‘Cos I’m a black belt in judo

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Hellogirl1 Sun 13-Dec-20 00:37:26

`Cos I`m a black belt in judo
He thought I was meaning Ludo

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Dec-20 11:18:39

Cos I`m a black belt in judo
He thought I was meaning Ludo
Said he’d win easy

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henetha Sun 13-Dec-20 11:20:15

Cos I`m a black belt in judo
He thought I was meaning Ludo
Said he’d win easy
Now he's real queasy

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Dec-20 22:40:24

Cos I`m a black belt in judo
He thought I was meaning Ludo
Said he’d win easy
Now he's real queasy
And proved himself to be pseudo

Timorous Timothy from Thame

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henetha Mon 14-Dec-20 09:47:38

Timorous Timothy from Thame
Had never walked out with a dame

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