Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

The photos I take on my phone
Are so bad, that my dear friend Joan

The photos I take on my phone
Allow my art skills to well hone

Sorry, crazyH we'll run with yours!

The photos I take on my phone
Are so bad, that my dear friend Joan
Said,”Do you suppose,

The photos I take on my phone
Are so bad, that my dear friend Joan
Said, “Do you suppose,
You could enhance those?”

The photos I take on my phone
Are so bad, that my dear friend Joan
Said,”Do you suppose,
You could take some notes

Sorry Ashcombe, we’ll go with yours - one good deed deserves another ?

The photos I take on my phone
Are so bad tat my dear friend Joan
Said, “Do you suppose,
You could enhance those,
To look like the Queen on her throne.

Alpacas look ever so cute

Alpacas look ever so cute
Saw one today, he was a ‘beaut’

Alpacas look ever so cute
Saw one today, he was a `beaut`
With such a sweet face

Alpacas look ever so cute
Saw one today, he was a `beaut`
With such a sweet face
Moves with dainty grace

Alpacas look ever so cute
Saw one today, he was a `beaut`
With such a sweet face
Moves with dainty grace
And a beautiful furry suit.

I'd like to have several as pets

I’d like to have several as pets
But then it’s high costs at the vets

I’d like to have several as pets
But then it’s high cost at the vets.
Their fleece is so fine

I’d like to have several as pets
But then it’s high cost at the vets.
Their fleece is so fine
Their posture divine

I’d like to have several as pets
But then it’s high cost at the vets.
Their fleece is so fine
Their posture divine
Could race them and take a few bets.

But then, my mother would be cross

But then, my mother would be cross
She worries I might make a loss

But then, my mother would be cross
She worries I might make a loss
I could end up broke

But then my mother would be cross,
She worries I might make a loss
She’s probably right

But then, my mother would be cross
She worries I might make a loss
I could end up broke
No money for Coke

Sorry about the crossed post. Dow we ask for it to be removed or just ignore it?

But then, my mother would be cross
She worries I might make a loss
I could end up broke
No money for Coke
No alpaca fleece to make floss

The last time I went to a zoo

The last time I went to a zoo
The penguins I wanted to view

The last time I went to the zoo
The penguins I wanted to view
In suits black and white

The last time I went to the zoo
The penguins I wanted to view
In suits black and white
They're more than all right