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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....( 2)

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Oct-20 13:29:48

Carrying on ,

I think I'll sail off in a boat
Provided the old yacht will float
So it's sink or swim
I'm off on a whim
To visit that lovely French Cote

This version has proved popular

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Jangran99 Fri 29-Jan-21 12:46:16

And now I must take a long walk!
I’ll go with a pal and we’ll talk

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crazyH Fri 29-Jan-21 12:51:42

And now I must take a long walk!
I’ll go with a pal and we’ll talk
Of holidays past

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 29-Jan-21 13:14:27

And now I must take a long walk!
I'll go with a pal and we'll walk
Of holidays past
Just memories, oh blast!

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FarNorth Fri 29-Jan-21 14:39:14

And now I must take a long walk!
I'll go with a pal and we'll talk
Of holidays past
Just memories, oh blast!
So we'll stamp and then have a good squawk!

My pal and I love to globe-trot

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Mollygo Fri 29-Jan-21 17:21:01

My pal and I love to globe trot
Dart on map, then visit that spot

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crazyH Fri 29-Jan-21 17:35:25

My pal and I love to globe trot
Dart on map, then visit that spot
Now all that we do

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Jangran99 Fri 29-Jan-21 19:58:20

My pal and I love to globe trot
Dart on map, then visit that spot
Now all that we do
The better to view

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Hellogirl1 Fri 29-Jan-21 23:40:26

My pal and I love to globe trot
Dart on map, then visit that spot
Now all that we do
The better to view
Is dream about life on a yacht

We drift in our imagination

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Mollygo Sat 30-Jan-21 10:24:43

We drift in our imagination
Yearn for a new destination

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henetha Sat 30-Jan-21 10:50:05

We drift in our imagination
Yearn for a new destination,
I long to go now

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Juliet27 Sat 30-Jan-21 13:31:59

We drift in our imagination
Yearn for a new destination,
I long to go now
But I made a vow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 30-Jan-21 15:50:05

We drift in our imagination
Yearn for a new destination
I long to go now
But I made a vow
To wait for the safe information.

Yet, a daredevil from Derbyshire

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crazyH Sat 30-Jan-21 15:59:28

Yet, a daredevil from Derbyshire
Bragged that he’d walk on coals of fire

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Ashcombe Sat 30-Jan-21 17:35:59

Yet, a daredevil from Derbyshire
Bragged that he’d walk on coals of fire.
He raised lots of cash

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Mollygo Sat 30-Jan-21 18:11:00

Yet a daredevil from Derbyshire
Bragged that he’d walk-in coals of fire
he raised lots of cash
By having a bash

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crazyH Sat 30-Jan-21 19:17:46

Yet a daredevil from Derbyshire
Bragged that he’d walk-in coals of fire
he raised lots of cash
By having a bash
After which his soles were quite dire.

He decided to rest his scalded feet

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FarNorth Sat 30-Jan-21 20:09:01

He had to rest his scalded feet
So bought a most comfy, soft seat

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Mollygo Sat 30-Jan-21 21:10:32

He had to rest his scalded feet
So bought a most comfy soft seat
With legs in the air

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crazyH Sat 30-Jan-21 21:33:22

He had to rest his scalded feet
So bought a most comfy soft seat
With legs in the air
What a lovely pair

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Ashcombe Sat 30-Jan-21 21:44:48

He had to rest his scalded feet
So bought a most comfy soft seat
With legs in the air
What a lovely pair!
He had the massaged for a treat.

His action raised pounds by the score

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Ashcombe Sat 30-Jan-21 21:45:47

them massaged

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crazyH Sat 30-Jan-21 22:11:19

His action raised pounds by the score
It was thousands or perhaps e’en more

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FarNorth Sun 31-Jan-21 01:17:37

His action raised pounds by the score
'Twas thousands or perhaps e’en more
So for his next trick

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Mollygo Sun 31-Jan-21 09:05:28

His action raised pounds by the score,
‘Twas thousands or perhaps e’en more
So for his next trick
He promised to lick

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crazyH Sun 31-Jan-21 22:19:00

His action raised pounds by the score,
‘Twas thousands or perhaps e’en more
So for his next trick
He promised to lick
The pineapple, right to its core

With feet scalded and tongue all scored

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