Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

They hauled him off to the slammer
The coward made such a clamour
Cops said, “Shut your trap!”
And gave him a smack
He sued them for that-t’was Karma.

Don’t hit him, two wrongs don’t make right!

Don't hit him, two wrongs don't make right!
Just keep him locked up in jail, tight.

Don't hit him, two wrongs don't make right!
Just keep him locked up in jail, tight.
Hand cuffs, ankle chains

Don't hit him, two wrongs don't make a right!
Just keep him locked up in jail, tight.
Handcuffs, ankle chains
And taking great pains

Don't hit him, two wrongs don't make a right!
Just keep him locked up in jail, tight.
Handcuffs, ankle chains
And taking great pains
Do not let him put up a fight

Anything for a quiet life

Anything for a quiet life
Away from the trouble and strife

Anything for a quiet life
Away from the trouble and strife
A house on a hill

Anything for a quiet life
Away from the trouble and strife
A house on a hill
Lots of time to kill

Anything for a quiet life
Away from the trouble and strife
A house on a hill
Lots of time to kill
A break from being a housewife

Time waits for no man, they do say

Time waits for no man, they do say
While the sun shines we must make hay

Time waits for no man, they do say
While the sun shines we must make hay
Goodbye to diets

Time waits for no man, they do say
While the sun shines we must make hay
Not bask in a chair?

Time waits for no man, they do say
While the sun shines we must make hay
Goodbye to diets

Time waits for no man they do say
While the sun shines, we must make hay
Not bask in a chair
Goodbye diets? Don’t care!
It’s time to relax and to play.

I’m sorry for using both posts

I’m sorry for using both posts
Mollygo, to you we'll raise toasts!

I’m sorry for using both posts
Mollygo, to you we'll raise toasts!
Fairness, in all things

I’m sorry for using both posts
Mollygo, to you we'll raise toasts!
Fairness, in all things
Roundabouts and swings

I'm sorry for using both posts
Mollygo, to you we'll raise toasts!
Fairness, in all things
Roundabouts and swings
And we so like to play great hosts.

I like to get lost in a book

I like to get lost in a book
The mess round me I overlook

I like to get lost in a book
The mess round me I overlook
I enrich my mind

I like to get lost in a book
The mess round me I overlook
I enrich my mind
help me unwind

I like to get lost in a book
The mess round me I overlook
I enrich my mind
It helps me unwind
And when I get hungry, I cook!

Is your cooking style Cordon Bleu?

Is your cooking style Cordon Bleu?
Mine is more a mix, match and wooooo!!!!

Is your cooking style Cordon Bleu?
Mine is more a mix, match and wooooo!!!!
Nothing is wasted,

Is your cooking style Cordon Bleu?
Mine is more a mix, match and wooooo!!!!
Nothing is wasted,
Potatos grated