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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 07-May-21 08:44:57

So many have a need for pets
They're comforting, your needs are met
Good for a cuddle
Get in a huddle

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henetha Fri 07-May-21 10:10:46

So many have a need for pets
They're comforting, your needs are met
Good for a cuddle
Get in a huddle
But a huge great bill at the vets.

So make sure you have insurance

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GoldenLady Fri 07-May-21 14:31:54

So make sure you have insurance
Or bills will be coming in torrents

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Juliet27 Fri 07-May-21 14:34:50

So make sure you have insurance
Or bills will be coming in torrents
Accident prone pets

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crazyH Fri 07-May-21 15:23:06

So make sure you have insurance
Or bills will be coming in torrents
Accident prone pets
Leave purses bereft

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Nell8 Fri 07-May-21 15:51:23

So make sure you have insurance
Or bills will be coming in torrents
Accident prone pets
Leave purses bereft
Yes, pay for some reassurance

With pets there are games you can play

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crazyH Fri 07-May-21 16:01:33

With pets there are games you can play
You’ll enjoy, it’ll make your day

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Mollygo Fri 07-May-21 17:05:31

With pets there are games you can play
You’ll enjoy, it will make your day
You’ll exercise too

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crazyH Fri 07-May-21 19:24:37

With pets there are games you can play
You’ll enjoy, it will make your day
You’ll exercise too
One thing I need to

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 08-May-21 14:46:40

With pets there are games you can play
You'll enjoy, it will make your day
You'll exercise too
One thing I need to
Do, show me the way.

Once, a slim dachshund from Surrey

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Juliet27 Sat 08-May-21 15:56:25

Once, a slim dachshund from Surrey
Ate far too much in a hurry

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Mollygo Sat 08-May-21 15:58:21

Once a slim dachshund from Surrey
Ate far too much in a hurry
Sadly his diet

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GoldenLady Sat 08-May-21 17:18:04

Once a slim dachshund from Surrey
Ate far too much in a hurry
Sadly his diet
Incited a riot

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crazyH Sat 08-May-21 17:36:53

Once a slim dachshund from Surrey
Ate far too much in a hurry
Sadly his diet
Incited a riot
Result was, a great big slurry

What do the rich have for dinner?

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Mollygo Sat 08-May-21 17:45:31

What do the rich have for dinner?
Nouveau cuisine, makes them thinner!

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Mollygo Sat 08-May-21 18:11:28

Oops mixed the gender of my cuisine!

What do the rich have for dinner?
Nouvelle cuisine makes them thinner.

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crazyH Sat 08-May-21 18:19:59

What do the rich have for dinner?
Nouvelle cuisine makes them thinner.
Caviar and foie gras

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Ashcombe Sat 08-May-21 18:26:23

What do the rich have for dinner?
Nouvelle cuisine makes them thinner.
Caviar and foie gras
Could be a faux pas

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Jangran99 Sat 08-May-21 20:08:10

What do the rich have for dinner?
Nouvelle cuisine makes them thinner.
Caviar ,foie gras
Could be a faux pas
Most of it goes in the binner

I'd sooner have faggots and peas

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crazyH Sat 08-May-21 20:10:27

I'd sooner have faggots and peas
Bread and honey from local bees

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FarNorth Sun 09-May-21 05:46:21

I'd sooner have faggots and peas
Bread and honey from local bees
A mug of real ale

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 06:31:15

I'd sooner have faggots and peas
Bread and honey from local bees
A mug of real ale
And not a cocktail

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nanna8 Sun 09-May-21 06:33:00

I’d sooner have faggots and peas
Bread and honey from local bees
A mug of real ale
Forget fancy quail

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Mollygo Sun 09-May-21 07:59:52

I’d sooner have faggots and peas.
Bread and honey from local peas.
A mug of real ale.
Forget fancy quail
And finish with Lancashire cheese.

The starlings are busy today

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:37:35

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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