Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

They told me to use good insoles
When hiking,to use walking poles
But I skip along
Feeling oh so strong
And don’t give a fig for the holes

A challenge, walk Hadrian’s Wall,

A challenge, walk Hadrian’s Wall,
Towards the end I’m sure I’d crawl

A challenge, walk Hadrian’s Wall,
Towards the end I’m sure I’d crawl
But I'd be so pleased

A challenge, walk Hadrian’s Wall,
Towards the end I’m sure I’d crawl
But I’d be so pleased
My strength had increased,

A challenge, walk Hadrian’s Wall,
Towards the end I’m sure I’d crawl
But I’d be so pleased
My strength had increased,
And I managed without a fall

Where can I go for the next trial

Where can I go for the next trial
Helvellyn via Striding Edge?

Elrel ,this is a limerick thread.

Where can I go for the next trial
But not 'til I've rested awhile

Where can I go for the next trial?
But not till I’ve rested a while,
Then Helvellyn’s peak

Where can I go for the next trial?
But not till I’ve rested a while,
Then Helvellyn’s peak
Is where I would seek

Where can I go for the next trial?
But not till I’ve rested a while,
Then Helvellyn’s peak
Is where I would seek
To demonstrate my climbing style.

But I am a stay at home lass

But I am a stay at home lass
And I think I'm really top class

But I am a stay at home lass
And I think I'm really top class
I’m a super catch

But I am a stay at home lass
And I think I'm really top class
I’m a super catch
Just open the latch

But I am a stay at home lass
And I think I'm really top class
I’m a super catch
Just open the latch
And you’ll see, I’m really not crass

Joined the troupe, the Folies Bergere

Joined the troupe, the Folies Bergere
And appeared in just underwear!

Joined the troupe, the Folies Bergere
And appeared in just underwear!
So frilly and cute

Joined the troupe, the Folies Bergere
And appeared in just underwear
So frilly and cute
Like my birthday suit

Join the trip, the Folies Bergère
And appeared in just underwear
So frilly and cute
Like my birthday suit
Used to be, but let’s not go there!!!

Not keen on appearing tout nu

Not keen on appearing tout nu
Although I've heard said that you do

Not keen on appearing tout nu,
Although I’ve heard said that you do
Who, me? That’s not right

Notkeen on appearing tout nu,
Although I`ve heard said that you do
Who me?That`s not right
I`d look such a sight

Not keen on appearing tout nu,
Although I`ve heard said that you do
Who me?That`s not right
I`d look such a sight
You must mean that hussy, Lulu.

Lulu really does have a nerve

Lulu really does have a nerve
She swings her hips and bits with verve

Lulu really does have a nerve
She swings her hips and bits with verve
Her belly dancing