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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Hellogirl1 Sun 28-Mar-21 21:14:48

Today I have not achieved much
No need to do housework as such
I heard Gransnet call
Come on, have a ball!

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FarNorth Mon 29-Mar-21 02:01:33

Today I have not achieved much
No need to do housework as such
I heard Gransnet call
Come on, have a ball!
A great way for keeping in touch.

Tomorrow I'll be a live wire

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Juliet27 Mon 29-Mar-21 07:22:21

Tomorrow I’ll be a live wire
For the housework, someone I’ll hire

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crazyH Mon 29-Mar-21 10:12:52

Tomorrow I’ll be a live wire
For the housework, someone I’ll hire
While I go prancing

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henetha Mon 29-Mar-21 10:21:11

Tomorrow I’ll be a live wire
For the housework, someone I’ll hire
While I go prancing
To lovely Lancing

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FarNorth Tue 30-Mar-21 00:20:48

Tomorrow I’ll be a live wire
For the housework, someone I’ll hire
While I go prancing
To lovely Lancing
Then sing very loud in the choir.

I really enjoy a good sing

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Jangran99 Tue 30-Mar-21 00:25:56

I really enjoy a good sing
So loud it makes the rafters ring

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crazyH Tue 30-Mar-21 01:11:21

I really enjoy a good sing
So loud it makes the rafters ring
Cutlery rattles

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crazyH Tue 30-Mar-21 01:12:38

I really enjoy a good sing
So loud it makes the rafters ring
Forks and knives rattle

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Mollygo Tue 30-Mar-21 04:19:53

I really enjoy a good sing
So loud it makes the rafters ring
Forks and knives rattle
Frightens the cattle

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Nell8 Tue 30-Mar-21 07:09:55

I really enjoy a good sing
So loud it makes the rafters ring
Forks and knives rattle
Frightens the cattle
And all the birds take to the wing

The pollen is making me sneeze

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Ashcombe Tue 30-Mar-21 07:16:16

The pollen is making me sneeze
And it also causes a wheeze.

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nanna8 Tue 30-Mar-21 08:09:21

The pollen is making me sneeze
And it also causes a wheeze
With watery eyes

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henetha Tue 30-Mar-21 10:07:17

The pollen is making me sneeze
And it also causes a wheeze
With watery eyes
Oh what a surprise

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Mollygo Tue 30-Mar-21 10:45:40

The pollen is making me sneeze
And it also causes a wheeze
With watery eyes
Oh what a surprise
No don’t take my photograph, please!

The camera changes my face

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Nell8 Tue 30-Mar-21 11:08:42

Every feature looks out of place

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FarNorth Tue 30-Mar-21 11:58:57

The camera changes my face
Every feature looks out of place
Like some abstract art

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crazyH Tue 30-Mar-21 12:24:26

The camera changes my face
Every feature looks out of place
Like some abstract art
Eyes so far apart

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Mollygo Tue 30-Mar-21 13:14:12

The camera changes my face
Every feature looks out of place
Like some abstract art
eyes so far apart
At least there’s a brain in the space!

Why are some folk photogenic?

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Nell8 Tue 30-Mar-21 16:06:15

Why are some folk photogenic?
Perfect despite a pandemic?

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crazyH Tue 30-Mar-21 18:02:42

Why are some folk photogenic?
Perfect despite a pandemic?
It’s all in their genes

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Juliet27 Tue 30-Mar-21 21:50:32

Why are some folk photogenic?
Perfect despite a pandemic?
It’s all in their genes
Or cosmetic means

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Ashcombe Wed 31-Mar-21 06:50:49

Why are some folk photogenic?
Perfect despite a pandemic?
It’s all in their genes
Or cosmetic means
No selfie - fear of polemic!

Photos of landscapes are better

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Juliet27 Wed 31-Mar-21 06:55:06

Photos of landscapes are better
As they are true to the letter

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Mollygo Wed 31-Mar-21 07:49:27

Photos of landscapes are better
As they are true to the letter
Sheep safely grazing

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