Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

But now it is short, grey and neat
Keeping tidy's not such a feat
I get fewer winks

But now it is short, grey and neat
Keeping tidy`s not such a feat
I get fewer winks
And no more high jinx

A hairdresser’s visit’s a treat!

With short hair, I’m off for a swim

But now it is short grey and neat
Keeping tidy’s not such a feat
I get fewer winks
And no more high jinks
A hairdresser visit’s a treat.

With short hair, I’m off for a swim.

With short hair, I’m off for a swim
Cossie’s tight, going to the gym

With short hair, I'm off for a swim
Cossie's tight, going to the gym
I'll get myself fit

With short hair, I'm off for a swim
Cossie's tight, going to the gym
I'll get myself fit
This time I won’t quit

With short hair,I’m off for a swim
Cossie’s tight,going to the gym
I’ll get myself fit
Get into my kit

With short hair, I’m off for a swim
Cossie’s tight, going to the gym
I’ll get my self fit
Get into my kit
But PLEASE let the lighting be dim!

Then after some sessions of Shred

Then after some sessions of Shred
Feet up, back to bed

Then after some sessions of Shred
It’s feet up for me, , back to bed
I’m no gym bunny

Then after some sessions of Shred
It's feet up for me, back to bed
I'm no gym bunny
My head feels funny

Then after some sessions of Shred
It’s feet up for me, , back to bed
I’m no gym bunny
More bread and honey

Then after some sessions of Shred
It’s feet up for me, back to bed
I’m no gym bunny
More bread and honey
I view the next gym class with dread.

I wish for the sun to come out

I wish for the sun to come out
As long as we don’t suffer drought

I wish for the sun to come out
As long as we don’t suffer drought
I’ll wear factor thirty

I wish for the sun to come out
As long as we don’t suffer drought
I’ll wear factor thirty
Be a bit flirty

I wish for the sun to come out
As long as we don't suffer drought
I'll wear factor thirty
Be a bit flirty
And pucker up my new trout pout

Perhaps I'll attract someone new

Perhaps I'll attract someone new
A kind man who is tried and true

Perhaps I'll attract someone new
A kind man who is tried and true
But those that I get

Perhaps I’ll attract someone new
A kind man who is tried and true
But those that I get
May be stingy and wet

Sorry I can’t count.
Perhaps I’ll attract someone new
A kind man who is tried and true
But those that I get
Are stingy and wet

Perhaps I’ll attract someone new
A kind man who is tried and true
But those that I get
Are stingy and wet
And most of them haven't a clue.

Maybe I'll be best on my own

Maybe I'll be best on my own
I’ve had my moments, I’ll not moan

Maybe I'll be best on my own
I’ve had my moments, I’ll not moan
It hasn't been bad