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Limericks with very strict rules.....88558....3

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

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Mollygo Sun 25-Apr-21 12:30:09

Their lives are so different from ours
We comment about them for hours, and upmarket soap,
Know I wouldn’t cope
From such public life I would cower.

I’ve just walked along by the sea

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henetha Sun 25-Apr-21 15:01:00

I’ve just walked along by the sea
And stopped in a cafe for tea

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crazyH Sun 25-Apr-21 16:17:05

I’ve just walked along by the sea
And stopped in a cafe for tea
Oh, it felt so good

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Nell8 Sun 25-Apr-21 16:19:37

I've just walked along by the sea
And stopped in a cafe for tea
Oh, it felt so good
The way that life should

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Jangran99 Sun 25-Apr-21 16:20:20

I’ve just walked along by the sea
And stopped in a cafe for tea
Oh, it felt so good
Like I’d dreamt it would

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crazyH Sun 25-Apr-21 18:06:45

I’ve just walked along by the sea
And stopped in a cafe for tea
Oh, it felt so good
Like I’d dreamt it would
It’s the small things in life, that’s me...

Money, really don’t need a lot

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Mollygo Sun 25-Apr-21 20:15:49

Money, really don’t need a lot,
Though wouldn’t mind more than I’ve got

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GoldenLady Sun 25-Apr-21 23:36:39

Money, really don’t need a lot,
Though wouldn’t mind more than I’ve got
Other things matter more

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crazyH Mon 26-Apr-21 00:16:48

Money, really don’t need a lot,
Though wouldn’t mind more than I’ve got
Other things matter more
Keys to your own front door

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nanna8 Mon 26-Apr-21 01:29:06

Money,really don’t need a lot,
Though wouldn’t mind more than I’ve got
Other things matter more
Keys to your own front door
Plus more than that,just food that’s hot

Love and friendship money can’t buy

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Juliet27 Mon 26-Apr-21 07:37:49

Love and friendship money can’t buy
Not easy to gain if you're shy

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crazyH Mon 26-Apr-21 09:15:19

Love and friendship money can’t buy
Not easy to gain if you're shy
So make the first move

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henetha Mon 26-Apr-21 10:14:46

Love and friendship money can’t buy
Not easy to gain if you're shy
So make the first move
And get in the groove

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GoldenLady Mon 26-Apr-21 14:53:54

Love and friendship money can’t buy
Not easy to gain if you're shy
So make the first move
And get in the groove
Be sure to smile while saying, "Hi!"

It must be so nice being tall

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crazyH Mon 26-Apr-21 15:59:48

It must be so nice being tall
I’m five feet plus nothing, lol

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 26-Apr-21 16:11:32

It must be so nice being tall
I'm five feet plus nothing, lol
All those shelves - too high

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crazyH Mon 26-Apr-21 16:14:53

It must be so nice being tall
I'm five feet plus nothing, lol
All those shelves - too high
I look round and sigh

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Nell8 Mon 26-Apr-21 18:20:55

It must be so nice being tall
I'm five feet plus nothing, lol
All those shelves - too high
I look round and sigh
"Could you give me a hand?" I call

Still my friends all say I'm petite

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Mollygo Mon 26-Apr-21 18:59:00

Still my friends all say I’m petite,
From my head, to my dainty feet.

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crazyH Mon 26-Apr-21 19:09:29

Still my friends all say I’m petite,
From my head, to my dainty feet.
My cute button nose

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Nell8 Mon 26-Apr-21 21:08:50

Still my friends all say I'm petite,
From my head, to my dainty feet.
My cute button nose
I like, I suppose

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crazyH Mon 26-Apr-21 21:30:38

Still my friends all say I'm petite,
From my head, to my dainty feet.
My cute button nose
I like, I suppose
But when I blush, it looks like beet

It’s so long since I dressed to the nines

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Jangran99 Mon 26-Apr-21 22:35:51

So long since I dressed to the nines
And my mask hid all those deep lines

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crazyH Tue 27-Apr-21 00:15:56

So long since I dressed to the nines
And my mask hid all those deep lines
When lockdown is o’er

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Elrel Tue 27-Apr-21 00:39:27

So long since I dressed to the nines
And my mask hid all those deep lines
When lockdown is o’er
I’ll skip out the door

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