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crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 19:37:16

Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

Jangran99 Sat 29-May-21 19:23:11

Ooops ,88558, Crazy. ? so....

I think I’ll buy a Ferrari
I’ll certainly look all starry

crazyH Sat 29-May-21 17:37:44

Let's act like naughty teenagers
Forget we’re really old stagers
No harm, to pretend
That it will never end
We’ll grow old, avoiding dangers ...

I’m thinking of buying a Ferrari

GoldenLady Sat 29-May-21 15:38:45

Let's act like naughty teenagers
Forget we’re really old stagers
No harm, to pretend
That it will never end

crazyH Sat 29-May-21 11:47:29

Let's act like naughty teenagers
Forget we’re really old stagers
No harm, to pretend

Juliet27 Sat 29-May-21 11:45:05

Let's act like naughty teenagers
Forget we’re really old stagers

henetha Sat 29-May-21 10:47:43

It’s so romantic in the dark
Blind leading blind is quite a lark
A kiss and a cuddle
A lovely snuggle
Next time let's do it in the park.

Let's act like naughty teenagers

nanna8 Sat 29-May-21 02:17:29

It’s so romantic in the dark
Blind leading blind is quite a lark
A kiss and a cuddle
A lovely snuggle

FarNorth Sat 29-May-21 00:58:54

It`s so romantic in the dark
Blind leading blind is quite a lark
A kiss and cuddle

crazyH Sat 29-May-21 00:29:30

It`s so romantic in the dark
Blind leading blind is quite a lark

Hellogirl1 Fri 28-May-21 20:02:55

First, I thought I`d wear virgin white
But would he believe it? He might!
He loves me too much
Calls me, "My Old Dutch"
Just after we put out the light.

It`s so romantic in the dark

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 28-May-21 17:16:39

First, I thought I'll wear virgin white
But would he believe it? He might!
He loves me too much
Calls me, "My Old Dutch"

crazyH Fri 28-May-21 16:58:39

First, I thought I’ll wear virgin white
But would he believe it? He might!
He loves me too much

GoldenLady Fri 28-May-21 16:43:26

First, I thought I’ll wear virgin white
But would he believe it? He might!

crazyH Fri 28-May-21 15:33:38

I hope my age won`t let me down,
There’s lots of ways, no need to frown,
But turn off the light
‘Cos he looks a fright
So do I, in my red night gown

First, I thought I’ll wear virgin white

Jangran99 Fri 28-May-21 14:26:39

I hope my age won`t let me down,
There’s lots of ways, no need to frown,
But turn off the light
‘Cos he looks a fright

henetha Fri 28-May-21 10:29:17

I hope my age won`t let me down,
There’s lots of ways, no need to frown,
But turn off the light

crazyH Fri 28-May-21 10:21:40

I hope my age won`t let me down,
There’s lots of ways, no need to frown

Hellogirl1 Thu 27-May-21 22:58:26

It tastes a little bit woody
If off, I`ll be a bit moody
Drink water instead
And then, off to bed
Lets hurry, I`m feeling broody!

I hope my age won`t let me down,

crazyH Thu 27-May-21 17:56:33

???
It tastes a little bit woody
If off, I’ll be a bit moody
Drink water instead
And then, off to bed

GoldenLady Thu 27-May-21 15:47:56

on 17-May-21 07:21:31

It's way past my bedtime,but can't
Sleep,read,even chat with my aunt
Some TV, perhaps?

henetha Thu 27-May-21 10:34:31

It tastes a little bit woody
If off, I’ll be a bit moody
Drink water instead

Jangran99 Wed 26-May-21 22:10:17

It tastes a little bit woody
If off, I’ll be a bit moody

Hellogirl1 Wed 26-May-21 20:31:30

Soon I will not need the mask
My face in the sun it shall bask
I`ll be golden brown
I can smile, I can frown
As I sup wine straight from the cask

It tastes a little bit woody

GoldenLady Wed 26-May-21 20:15:31

Soon I will not need the mask
My face, in the sun it shall bask
I’ll be golden brown
I can smile, I can frown

crazyH Wed 26-May-21 13:15:30

Soon I will not need the mask
My face, in the sun it shall bask
I’ll be golden brown

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