LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (3)

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Carrying on ....

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum
So it's really all win win win

A glass of wine real perks me up

A glass of wine real perks me up
If there’s no wine then beer I’ll sup

A glass of wine real perks me up
If there’s no wine then beer I’ll sup
Hang-ups are all gone

A glass of wine real perks me up
If there’s no wine then beer I’ll sup
Hang-ups are all gone
Hangovers each morn

A glass of wine real perks me up
If there’s no wine then beer I’ll sup
Hang-ups are all gone
Hangovers each morn
But more fun than tea in a cup

I do love a journey by train

I do love a journey by train
Get views of beautiful terrain

I do love a journey by train
Get views of beautiful terrain
The sights rushing by

I do love a journey by train
Get views of beautiful terrain
The sights rushing by
Such bliss to the eye

I do love a journey by train
Get views of beautiful terrain
The sights rushing by
Such bliss to the eye
Let alone a joy to the brain

My brain lacks new experience

My brain lacks new experience
I need a bit of variance

My brain lacks new experience
I need a bit of variance
Sudoku sounds good

My brain lacks new experience
I need a bit of variance
Sudoku sounds good
I`m not sure I could

My brain lacks new experience
I need a bit of variance
Sudoku sounds good
I`m not sure I could
Numbers make my brain very tense

But a crossword would fit the bill

But a crossword would fit the bill
As long as my mind would stay still

But a crossword would fit the bill
As long as my mind would stay still
I know lots of words

But a crossword would fit the bill
As long as my mind would stay still
I know lots of words
The turdiest of turds

But a crossword would fit the bill
As long as my mind would stay still
I know lots of words
The turdiest of turds
But can’t dredge them up just at will

Perhaps I should try something else

Perhaps I should try something else,
A new language, how about Welsh?

Perhaps I should try something else,
A new language, how about Welsh?
But then, I wondered

Perhaps I should try something else,
A new language, how about Welsh?
But then, I wondered
Will I have blundered

Perhaps I should try something else,
A new language, how about Welsh?
But then, I wondered
Will I have blundered
And upset the genuine Celts ?

It’s way past my bedtime, but can’t

It's way past my bedtime,but can't
Sleep,read,even chat with my aunt