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What a racket thought Nora. She asked Robert to come to the back room with her where it was quieter. No more wine for you. Have a cup of tea.

Well, that did it!
Soon all the neighbours were in their gardens making a cacophony with anything resembling a musical instrument they could grab hold of.

Quick, quick! N. Parker shouted. Do any of you know how to play the violin?

It was then that she spotted the second de Niro, the one trying to steal the parrot.

Nora stared at him in horror and vowed that never again would she serve her pea pod wine. She thought about dialling 999. But then he stirred and she said "How's your head?"

“Robert de Niro’s waiting, Talking...Italian”

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oops sorry , ignore my post , I've spoiled the story !

Yours has more possibilities, so ignore mine.

oops sorry , ignore my post , I've spoiled the story !

A parrot cage and a packet of anti histamine tablets . He moved to the window whispering 'Polly , my sweet come to your Uncle Bob , you're worth a fortune to me ' . Polly was being sunned out in the garden , but she had spied Robert de Niro and shouted .......

Sorry LindaPat cross posted!

But he accepted the offer of a glass of wine.

After just one sip the room began to spin and he landed with a thud against the window in full view of the stunned protesters.

Si,gratzi senora, he answered. But while she was in the kitchen he opened the violin case and took out.....

He recoiled, shocked to see all the age related freckles and spots thereon, quite forgetting that he too, was no longer in the first flush of youth, and was having to resort to taking part in tv adverts instead of Hollywood blockbusters.

Would you like a glass of my home made wine , she asked .

It was Robert de Niro ( talking Italian) , looking for a room to rent . Bon giorno , he said kissing the back of her hand ........

What was strange was that a man in a dark suit and Raybans arrived at Mrs Parkers door carrying what looked like a violin case.

Mrs Bucket who lived opposite fetched a piece of cardboard and a felt pen and wrote "Nora Parker isjust fine. Leave her alone. She brings me a glass of home made wine and she's OK to know". She stood outside and held it high.

Nosey Parkers and Noisy Parrots Rule ok !
Kate Moss got involved , strutted her stuff on the catwalk naked under the anorak , Nigella thought the large N was for her , but no matter they........

Many neighbours signed the petition but others got wind of it and decided to organise a March against the petitioners for discrimination against the nosy people in our midst. They organised anoraks embroidered with large N s...

Fred Higgles at no 9 started a petition to the council : "We demand that Mrs N Parker be rehoused far away from Snoots Bank."
(Snoots Bank was the name of the area they lived in.)

It was clear that things were going down hill rapidly and they all thought that Mrs Parker definitely lowered the tone of the area.

Tutted loudly in their disapproval and sadly shook their heads.

In her panic she tripped and fell off her stepladder and let rip with a mighty shout of the ‘f’ word. Half the neighbourhood heard her and, as this was a very gentile area, they ...

That's it now she thought. I can't mend those it will be like joining holes together. So she fetched her little step ladder and climbed up to pull the curtains down. Oh no, they'll see me now!

The laughter started the parrot off again and soon the air was filled with coloured feathers.