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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 06-Nov-21 14:25:25

A cross channel swimmer from Kent
Was cross as his snorkel got bent
And then it went snap

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Jangran99 Sat 06-Nov-21 15:50:37

A cross channel swimmer from Kent
Was cross as his snorkel got bent
And then it went snap
The metal was c**pblush

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Hellogirl1 Sat 06-Nov-21 22:01:32

A cross channel swimmer from Kent
Was cross as his snorkel got bent
And then it went snap
The metal was c**p
What he said showed he wasn`t a gent

He let forth a stream of bad words

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crazyH Sat 06-Nov-21 23:29:47

He let forth a stream of bad words
He thought it would attract the ‘birds’

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henetha Sun 07-Nov-21 12:10:39

He let forth a stream of bad words
He thought it would attract the ‘birds’
A shark came along

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Hellogirl1 Sun 07-Nov-21 22:49:01

He let forth a stream of bad words
He thought it would attract the "birds"
A shark came along
And sang him a song

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henetha Mon 08-Nov-21 10:47:08

He let forth a stream of bad words
He thought it would attract the "birds"
A shark came along
And sang him a song
While he swam through all of the turds.

He soon saw the coastline of France

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Nov-21 11:55:43

He soon saw the coastline of France
But there still seemed such an expanse

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crazyH Mon 08-Nov-21 16:48:32

He soon saw the coastline of France
But there still seemed such an expanse
Muscles were weary

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Jangran99 Mon 08-Nov-21 21:08:43

He soon saw the coastline of France
But there still seemed such an expanse
Muscles were weary
Stinging eyes bleary

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henetha Tue 09-Nov-21 10:32:36

He soon saw the coastline of France
But there still seemed such an expanse
Muscles were weary
Stinging eyes bleary,
Can he reach Calais? Not a chance.

And Brexit means he cannot land

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Nov-21 16:52:15

And Brexit means he cannot land
He looked wearily 'cross the sand

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Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Nov-21 22:05:46

And Brexit means he cannot land
He looked wearily `cross the sand
Could he creep ashore?

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henetha Wed 10-Nov-21 10:48:45

And Brexit means he cannot land
He looked wearily `cross the sand
Could he creep ashore?
Would gendarmes ignore?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Nov-21 15:46:02

And Brexit means he cannot land
He looked wearily 'cross the sand
Could he creep ashore?
Would gendarmes ignore?
The coastline is not fully manned.

His wife, meanwhile, in her spangles

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Hellogirl1 Wed 10-Nov-21 21:58:18

His wife, meanwhile, in her spangles
And something else that sure dangles

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Nov-21 23:22:10

His wife, meanwhile, in her spangles
And something else that sure dangles
A good uplift bra

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nanna8 Thu 11-Nov-21 01:20:05

His wife,meanwhile,in her spangles
And something else that sure dangles
A good uplift bra
Is better by far

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Jackiest Thu 11-Nov-21 02:11:58

His wife,meanwhile,in her spangles
And something else that sure dangles
A good uplift bra
Is better by far
than swinging around at odd angles

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Jackiest Thu 11-Nov-21 02:14:40

Opps forgot to start a new one.

The ladies in his life were rife

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Nov-21 06:27:32

The ladies in his life were rife
Their presence unknown to his wife

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henetha Thu 11-Nov-21 12:13:43

The ladies in his life were rife
Their presence unknown to his wife
In Britain and France

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Jackiest Thu 11-Nov-21 13:43:30

The ladies in his life were rife
Their presence unknown to his wife
In Britain and France
They all met by chance

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Nov-21 15:25:33

The ladies in his life were rife
Their presence unknown to his wife
In Britain and France
They all met by chance
And plotted revenge while in Fife.

Their plan was fiendish and clever

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Crocus5 Thu 11-Nov-21 19:17:45

Their plan was fiendish and clever
He’ll not escape from it, never

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