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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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Jane71 Fri 20-May-22 16:14:24

My hip new dress makes me look nude
It really does look rather rude
I hoped to look trendy

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crazyH Fri 20-May-22 18:41:42

My hip new dress makes me look nude
It really does look rather rude
I hoped to look trendy
But legs are bendy

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Juliet27 Sat 21-May-22 08:36:09

My hip new dress makes me look nude
It really does look rather rude
I hoped to look trendy
But legs are bendy
So maybe it’s best I’m not viewed

Only a month ‘til mid summer

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henetha Sat 21-May-22 11:32:31

Only a month ‘til mid summer
Spring's been a bit of a bummer

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Crocus5 Sun 22-May-22 10:34:47

Only a month til midsummer
Spring’s been a bit of a bummer
Let’s welcome the sun

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Juliet27 Sun 22-May-22 17:34:26

Only a month til midsummer
Spring’s been a bit of a bummer
Let’s welcome the sun
And have outdoor fun

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NanKate Sun 22-May-22 23:03:54

Only a month til midsummer
Spring’s been a bit of a bummer
Let’s welcome the sun
And have outdoor fun
I’m having a fling with my plumber ?

The Queen is celebrating her reign

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crazyH Sun 22-May-22 23:30:00

The Queen is celebrating her reign
But really, what is there to gain

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Jangran99 Mon 23-May-22 06:18:33

The Queen's celebrating her reign
But really, what is there to gain
Street parties are fun

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NanKate Mon 23-May-22 07:38:19

The Queen's celebrating her reign
But really, what is there to gain
Street parties are fun
Slurping tea with a bun

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henetha Mon 23-May-22 10:02:21

The Queen's celebrating her reign
But really, what is there to gain
Street parties are fun
Slurping tea with a bun
So let's hope for sunshine, not rain.

I'm making the platinum pud

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nanna8 Mon 23-May-22 11:10:43

I’m making the platinum pud
Or perhaps a cake made from mud?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 23-May-22 13:15:08

I'm making the platinum pud
Or perhaps a cake made from mud?
Pink trifle for me

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crazyH Mon 23-May-22 20:56:47

I'm making the platinum pud
Or perhaps a cake made from mud?
Pink trifle for me
Marmalade and tea

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henetha Tue 24-May-22 12:17:53

I'm making the platinum pud
Or perhaps a cake made from mud?
Pink trifle for me
Marmalade and tea
That all sounds strange but really good.

I hope there is champagne as well

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NanKate Tue 24-May-22 17:50:04

I hope there is champagne as well
This party will really be swell

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crazyH Tue 24-May-22 18:00:24

hope there is champagne as well
This party will really be swell
Shall I bring some plonk

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NanKate Wed 25-May-22 21:59:53

I hope there is champagne as well
This party will really be swell
Shall I bring some plonk
Yes and that funny Gonk

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Jane71 Thu 26-May-22 20:27:12

I hope there is champagne as well
This party will really be swell
Shall I bring some plonk
Yes and that funny Gonk
But wash him so he doesn't smell

I can't wait for it all to begin

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NanKate Thu 26-May-22 21:02:32

I can't wait for it all to begin
But please don’t bring a gherkin

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Jangran99 Sun 29-May-22 18:51:24

I can't wait for it all to begin
But please don’t bring a gherkin
I don't like the hue

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 30-May-22 12:07:52

I can't wait for it all to begin
But please don't bring a gherkin
I don't like the
So give it to Sue

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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 14:54:53

I can't wait for it all to begin
But please don't bring a gherkin
I don't like the hue
So give it to Sue
I’ll have the cream cake that’s lurking

Think I’ll wear my red ra-ra skirt

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henetha Mon 30-May-22 22:20:29

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,

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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:53:33

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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