Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

What would that delicious food be?
Fresh baked bread and a spread of Brie
Juicy tomatoes
Yellow ripe mangoes
You couldn’t have a better tea!

I would like to be by the sea

I would like to be by the sea
Watching the waves, one, two, and three

I would like to be by the sea
Watching the waves, one, two, and three
And that lovely salt air

I would like to be by the sea
Watching the waves, one, two, and three
And that lovely salt air
Gets into my hair

I would like to be by the sea
Watching the waves, one, two, and three
And that lovely salt air
Gets into my hair
And makes me feel ever so free.

I love to put toes in the water

I love to put toes in the water
And not worry whether I oughta,

I love to put toes in the water
And not worry whether I oughta,
I call it paddling,

I love to put toes in the water
And not worry whether I oughta,
I call it paddling
Not fiddle-faddling

Hope you don’t mind a tweak to follow very strict 88558 rule ?
Love to put toes in the water
And not worry if I oughta,
I call it paddling,
And then skedaddling

Xposts FarNorth?
Love to put toes in the water
And not worry if I oughta,
I call it paddling
Not fiddle-faddling

Love to put toes in the water
And not worry if I oughta
I call it paddling
Not fiddle-fiddling
Glad I won’t shrink and be shorter!

Now I am venturing deeper

Now I am venturing deeper
With my emergency bleeper

Now I am venturing deeper
With my emergency bleeper
I hope it still works!

Now I am venturing deeper
With my emergency bleeper
I hope it still works!
Sometimes it croaks

Now I am venturing deeper
With my emergency beeper
I hope it still works!
Sometimes it croaks
Oh, crikey - Hello? Grim Reaper?

Phew, the swell is lifting me high

Phew, the swell is lifting me high
I'll float and look up to the sky

Phew, the swell is lifting me high
I'll float and look up to the sky
A surfer rides by

Phew, the swell is lifting me high
I'll float and look up to the sky
A surfer rides by
Leaves me high and dry

Phew, the swell is lifting me high
I'll float and look up to the sky
A surfer rides by
Leaves me high and dry
But there’s no doubt I will still try

I wish I always looked sexy

I wish I always looked sexy
Just like my good friend, named Lexi.

I wish I always looked sexy
Just like my good friend, named Lexi.
It’s just too much faff

I wish I always looked sexy
Just like my good friend, named Lexi.
It’s just too much faff
My friends always laugh

I wish I always looked sexy
Just like my good friend, named Lexi.
It’s just too much faff
My friends always laugh
Like my Brit friend, who is a Brexi.

(Sorry, nothing else rhymes.)

A poem's not easy to write

A poem's not easy to write
I’ve struggled many a long night

A poem's not easy to write
I've struggled many a long night
My brain may explode