Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

I’m afraid I’ve left it too long
My regret is coming on strong
Far from being laid back

I’m afraid I’ve left it too long
My regret is coming on strong
Far from being laid back
I’m getting on track

I’m afraid I’ve left it too long
My regret is coming on strong
I'm far from laid back
I’m getting on track
Before I end up like King Kong

There was a Gran in Aberdeen

There was a Gran in Aberdeen
Her elegance had to be seen.

There was a Gran in Aberdeen
Her elegance had to be seen.
With a regal air

There was a gran in Aberdeen
Her elegance had to be seen
With a regal air
And beautiful hair

There was a gran in Aberdeen
Her elegance had to be seen
With a regal air
And beautiful hair
She was just like a beauty queen.

But her husband who moved to Fife

But her husband who moved to Fife
Was deaf to the pleas of his wife

But her husband who moved to Fife
Was deaf to the pleas of his wife
He was such a scruff

But her husband who moved to Fife
Was deaf the the pleas of his wife
He was such a scruff
And so frayed of cuff

But her husband who moved to Fife
Was deaf to the pleas of his wife
He was such a scruff
And so frayed of cuff
That she didn't want him in her life!

A mischievous imp named Orion

A mischievous imp named Orion
Decides to trick his friend Ryan

A mischievous imp named Orion
Decides to trick his friend Ryan
He said "I`m a star"

A mischievous imp named Orion
Decides to trick his friend Ryan
He said "I`m a star"
I come from afar

A mischievous imp named Orion
Decided to trick his friend Ryan
He said "I`m a star"
I come from afar
From now on you must call me Brian.

For Brian's a heavenly name

For Brian's a heavenly name
And many with that name found fame

For Brian's a heavenly name
And many with that name found fame
Brian May of Queen

For Brian's a heavenly name
And many with that name found fame
Brian May of Queen
Hair that needs a preen

For Brian's a heavenly name
And many with that name found fame
Brian May of Queen
Hair that needs a preen
For those curls you never could tame.

Freddie in his youth was so fine

Freddie in his youth was so fine
He had the girls waiting in line

Freddie in his youth was so fine
He had the girls waiting in line
His voice soared so high

Freddie in his youth was so fine
He had the girls waiting in line
His voice soared so high
Was too young to die

Freddie in his youth was so fine
He had the girls waiting in line
His voice soared so high
Was too young to die
For him folk forever will pine

His star will ride high in heaven

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great