Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

He was not too happy at first
So hungry and having a thirst
But came to accept
Wherever he slept,
But not on a lilo which burst.

Panda and me went to the zoo

Panda and me went to the zoo
To see a rare species or two

Panda and me went to the zoo
To see a rare species or two
He was scared in case

Panda and me went to the zoo
To see a rare species or two
He was scared in case
A gorilla gave chase

Panda and me went to the zoo
To see a rare species or two
He was scared in case
A gorilla gave chase
Or perhaps a red kangaroo

The tigers were pacing and fierce

The Tigers were pacing and fierce
With fangs that were likely to pierce

The tigers were pacing and fierce
With fangs that were likely to pierce
One gave a great roar

The tigers were pacing and fierce
With fangs that were likely to pierce
One gave a great roar
Which frightened a boar

The Tigers were pacing and fierce
With fangs that we’re likely to pierce
One gave a great roar
Which frightened a boar
And terrified me! That was wierce! (Worse, sorry).

We visited crocodiles next

We visited crocodiles next
Who really seemed to be quite vexed

We visited crocodiles next
Who really seemed to be quite vexed
Their wide open jaws

We visited crocodiles next
Whom really seemed to be quite vexed
Their wide open jaws
With teeth just like saws

We visited crocodiles next
Who really seemed to be quite vexed
Their wide open jaws
With teeth just like saws
Or were they just bit over sexed ?

I’m told that I’m just a bit plump

I’m told I’m a little bit plump
So I didn’t offer my rump!

I’m told that I’m just a bit plump
A little too wide in the rump

I’m told that I’m just a bit plump
A little too wide in the rump
I once was so slim

I'm told that I'm just a bit plump
A little too wide in the rump
I once was so slim
But then on a whim

I'm told that I'm just a bit plump
A little too wide in the rump
I once was so slim
But then on a whim
Drank tea with sugar, four lumps

My willpower is at its lowest

My willpower is at its lowest,
My energy cycle slowest

My willpower is at its lowest,
My energy cycle its slowest
Hot bottle and tea

My willpower is at its lowest,
My energy cycle its slowest
Hot bottle and tea
Feel sorry for me

My willpower is at its lowest,
My energy cycle its slowest
Hot bottle and tea
Feel sorry for me
My poetry's going unnoticed.

My get-up-and-go has all left,

My get-up-and-go has all left,
Motivation’s feeling bereft

My get-up-and-go has all left,
Motivation’s feeling bereft
My sofa’s my friend

My get up and go has all left,
Motivation`s feeling bereft
My sofa`s my friend
To sleep it me sends