Versatile Verse 4 please continue

Cats will just sleep wherever they wish
After they've happily finished their fish.

I like them sleeping on my lap

I like them sleeping on my lap
When I get up he gets in a flap

He digs his claws into my knees

He digs his claws into my knees
But rather that than nasty fleas.

That make you itch and scratch all day

That make you itch and scratch all day
It’s a job keeping them away.

I’ll have to try that flea powder

I’ll have to try that flea powder
His complaints are getting louder

Hes pulling out his fur in clumps

Hes pulling out his fur in clumps
It gathers on the floor in lumps.

The vacuum cleaner then gets blocked

The vacuum cleaner then gets blocked
With fluff and fur all interlocked

I could try giving the cat a shave

I could try giving the cat a shave
Maybe that will make him behave

I think he will look rather strange

I think he will look rather strange
Without all those hairs to re-arrange

He would be so cold without his fur

He would be so cold without his fur
I’ll knit him a jacket of pure mohair

Nothing but the best for my little puss

Nothing but the best for my little puss
He comes for a cuddle and loves a fuss

We dont own cats, they own us for sure

We dont own cats, they own us for sure
But I love them and just want more.

A house full of cats is my delight

A house full of cats is my delight
Even when they quarrel and fight

With hisses and squeals the fur can fly

With hisses and squeals the fur can fly
Then some Fellaway I would need to buy

They are so very jealous that I think just one cat is enough

They are so very jealous that I think just one cat is enough
But others use the cat flap and then mine gets in a huff.

They eat his food and then sleep in his bed

They eat his food and then sleep in his bed
So its not our pussy but a stranger instead

Cats are territorial and gaurd their own space

Cats are territorial and guard their own space
But if I bring out the basket they can disappear without trace

It's always very stressful when on a visit to the vet

It's always very stressful when on a visit to the vet
Mine's there so often that I'm now in debt.

The fees are so high, but Tiddles is worth it.

The fees are so high, but Tiddles is worth it.
If he became ill he would not deserve it

I pay monthly insurance to cover his bills

I pay monthly insurance to cover his bills
It’s very expensive when he is prescribed pills

The vet is a young man, who I trust with Tiddles’ care

The vet is a young man, who I trust with Tiddles’ care
He's very handsome with lovely black hair.

The vet, not the cat, I mean to say

The vet, not the cat, I mean to say
The unpleasant part is when I have to pay

Its all right for Tiddles he just gets his fix

Its all right for Tiddles he just gets his fix
While I count the change, he covers me with licks

I don’t think I’ll have any more pets

I don't think I will have any more pets
The neighbour's cats have put me off with their nightly duets

But I could become a dog walker and enjoy someone else's mutt

But I could become a dog walker and enjoy someone else's mutt
It would help get the pounds off and then I could tut

About all the fatties who lounge on the couch