Versatile Verse 4 please continue

About all the fatties who lounge on the couch,
I suppose I can't help it, I'm just an old slouch.

But I really will buy a big dog very soon

But I really will buy a big dog very soon
Ill walk him each morning and also at noon

So I soon will get fit and look after my pet

So I soon will get fit and look after my pet
And when he's ill we will visit the vet

And I hope he'll help keep the burglars away

And I hope he'll help keep the burglars away
I hope his barks will keep them at bay.

My treasure chest I’ll have to hide

My treasure chest I’ll have to hide
With all my valuables locked inside

And embed it safe within my walls

And embed it safe within my walls
Must take great care, lest it falls

There it will stay until I find

There it will stay until I find
Another place and change my mind

Maybe the bank vault would be better

Maybe the bank vault would be better
To keep it safe so I wont be a debter

No one will know what I hide in there

No one will know what I hide in there
It could be cash, or a lock of my lover's hair.

It could be both, plus the family silver

It could be both, plus the family silver
My friend wants to know and her curiosity may kill her

But I won't tell as I think it's better that way

But I won't tell as I think it's better that way
All my family secrets I will spirit away

Then after my death they can open the lid

Then after my death they can open the lid
I'll be in heaven, so won't know what they did.

It's lovely in heaven, no Covid I'm sure

It's lovely in heaven, no Covid I'm sure
My dearly loved grandmother I'll see once more

And all of my forebears there waiting for me

And all of my forebears there waiting for me,
Will I have to invite them all to tea?

I hope I can bake a sponge cake or two

I hope I can bake a sponge cake or two
Get Morrisons to deliver before they are due

Or maybe M&S as their cakes are quite tasty

Or maybe M&S as their cakes are quite tasty,
Not too many though, we musn't be hasty.

Even angels in heaven can put on weight

Even angels in heaven can put on weight
When the trumpet sounds they cant be late

And heavenly choirs with dumpy singers

And heavenly choirs with dumpy singers

Still need to wash clothes
But feed them through wringers

But feed them through wringers
And then trap their fingers

Such a sobbing and crying

Such a sobbing and crying
And the angels all start flying,

It's pandemonium in heaven

It's pandemonium in heaven
But so much quieter here in Devon

I will hang on down here for as long as I can

I will hang on down here for as long as I can

But please be fast
My nails are down to their last

I will hang on down here for as long as I can
I’m in no hurry to see my dead Gran

My nails will be down to its last

I will hang on down here for as long as I can
I’m in no hurry to see my dead Gran

My nails will probably be down to its last

My nails will probably be down to its last
And I will reflect on memories past

Mt time will come, as all must do