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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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Hellogirl1 Thu 30-Dec-21 22:42:12

I`d quite like to reach the north pole
That is my most ambitious goal
It might be chilly
I might seem silly

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GoldenLady Fri 31-Dec-21 02:40:00

I`d quite like to reach the north pole
That is my most ambitious goal
It might be chilly
I might seem silly
Playing Santa is my favorite role.

My landlady's really a pip

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henetha Fri 31-Dec-21 11:54:37

My landlady's really a pip
Although she's got a painful hip

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GoldenLady Fri 31-Dec-21 15:23:14

My landlady's really a pip
Although she's got a painful hip
And a very loud voice

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Jan-22 10:27:22

My landlady's really a pip
Although she's got a painful hip
A very loud voice
In which we rejoice

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henetha Sat 01-Jan-22 11:33:17

My landlady's really a pip
Although she's got a painful hip
A very loud voice
In which we rejoice
She's just quiet during a kip.

She's increasing our rent next week,

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Crocus5 Sat 01-Jan-22 12:54:30

She’s increasing our rent next week
P’rhaps another flat we should seek

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GoldenLady Sat 01-Jan-22 16:25:15

She’s increasing our rent next week
P’rhaps another flat we should seek
With an owner who's nicer

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Jan-22 18:52:30

She’s increasing our rent next week
P’rhaps another flat we should seek
An owner who's nice
A much lower price

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jan-22 04:30:10

She’s increasing our rent next week
P’rhaps another flat we should seek
An owner who's nice
A much lower price
In an area far more chic

I’m wide awake but need to sleep

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henetha Sun 02-Jan-22 11:33:15

I’m wide awake but need to sleep
I've tried deep breaths and counting sheep

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GoldenLady Sun 02-Jan-22 15:38:14

I’m wide awake but need to sleep
I've tried deep breaths and counting sheep
But it's no big surprise

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jan-22 20:31:27

I’m wide awake but need to sleep
I've tried deep breaths and counting sheep
But it's no surprise
When I close my eyes

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henetha Mon 03-Jan-22 11:41:26

I’m wide awake but need to sleep
I've tried deep breaths and counting sheep
But it's no surprise
When I close my eyes
I keep opening them to peep.

What was that funny noise I heard?

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Jan-22 13:10:37

What was that funny noise I heard?
I’m hoping it was just a bird

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Crocus5 Mon 03-Jan-22 13:25:44

What was that funny noise I heard?
I’m hoping it was just a bird
Or could be a mouse

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GoldenLady Mon 03-Jan-22 23:57:33

What was that funny noise I heard?
I’m hoping it was just a bird
Or could be a mouse
Oh, no! In the house?

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henetha Tue 04-Jan-22 11:30:53

What was that funny noise I heard?
I’m hoping it was just a bird
Or could be a mouse
Oh, no! In the house?
Yes, a mouse! I just found it's turd.

I'll set a humane trap tonight

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Jan-22 12:23:57

I'll set a humane trap tonight
And let it go free by daylight

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Jan-22 17:00:57

I'll set a humane trap tonight
And let it go free by daylight
But he will return

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GoldenLady Wed 05-Jan-22 17:12:08

I'll set a humane trap tonight
And let it go free by daylight
But he will return
Because he will learn

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 06-Jan-22 13:14:08

I'll set a humane trap tonight
And let it go free by daylight
But he will return
Because he will learn
To navigate by the stars by sight.

A scurrying behind the wall

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henetha Thu 06-Jan-22 14:24:56

A scurrying behind the wall
It's something furry and so small

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GoldenLady Thu 06-Jan-22 15:52:18

A scurrying behind the wall
It's something furry and so small
It's our friend, back again!

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Crocus5 Thu 06-Jan-22 20:22:37

A scurrying behind the wall
It’s something furry and so small
It’s our friend, back again!
An absolute pain

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