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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

GoldenLady Mon 24-Jan-22 14:05:47

Young Lizzie was such a purist
She wouldn't even go in the forest

henetha Thu 27-Jan-22 11:41:36

Young Lizzie was such a purist
She wouldn't even go in the forest
For fear of the bears

GoldenLady Thu 27-Jan-22 12:44:17

Young Lizzie was such a purist
She wouldn't even go in the forest
For fear of the bears
And other such cares

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 28-Jan-22 16:14:48

Young Lizzie was such a purist
She wouldn't even go in the forest
For fear of the bears
And other such cares
She'll never be a brave tourist.

So instead she'll stay close to home

crazyH Fri 28-Jan-22 19:14:19

So instead she'll stay close to home
With iPad and a mobile phone

GoldenLady Sat 29-Jan-22 15:47:09

So instead she'll stay close to home
With iPad and a mobile phone
But, alas, a big storm

crazyH Sat 29-Jan-22 16:21:07

So instead she'll stay close to home
With iPad and a mobile phone
But, alas, a big storm
Quite out of the norm

GoldenLady Sat 29-Jan-22 20:41:10

So instead she'll stay close to home
With iPad and a mobile phone
But, alas, a big storm
Quite out of the norm
Makes her wish she had traveled to Rome.

Shakespeare is great on the stage,

Crocus5 Sat 29-Jan-22 21:23:25

Shakespeare is great on the stage
Also not bad on the page

Juliet27 Sat 29-Jan-22 23:59:13

Shakespeare is great on the stage
Also not bad on the page
He was quite the bard

GoldenLady Sun 30-Jan-22 14:33:25

Shakespeare is great on the stage
Also not bad on the page
He was quite the bard
Though his heart could be hard

Juliet27 Wed 02-Feb-22 16:01:28

Shakespeare is great on the stage
Also not bad on the page
He was quite the bard
Though his heart could be hard
It seems he was also a sage

At school I hated English Lit

henetha Wed 02-Feb-22 16:23:47

At school I hated English Lit
Although the exam I did sit

Hellogirl1 Wed 02-Feb-22 21:32:48

At school I hated English Lit
Although the exam I did sit
Macbeth was OK

crazyH Thu 03-Feb-22 00:17:36

At school I hated English Lit
Although the exam I did sit
Macbeth was OK
Othello, not gay

nanna8 Thu 03-Feb-22 05:30:56

At school I hated English Lit
Although the exam I did sit
Macbeth was OK
Othello, not gay
And Waugh was a boring old twit

Juliet27 Thu 03-Feb-22 06:16:29

Next start line nanna?

henetha Thu 03-Feb-22 10:37:18

Juliet said start a new line,
I'll butt in and start one of mine

Grany Thu 03-Feb-22 10:41:47

Juliet said start a new line,
I'll butt in and start one of mine
I have time to think

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Feb-22 13:16:44

Juliet said start a new line
I'll butt in and start one of mine
I have time to think
Or dream up a link

Grany Thu 03-Feb-22 15:48:25

Juliet said start a new line
I'll butt in and start one of mine
I have time to think
Or dream up a link
Now we have ain't that just fine

Well I never did you ever

GoldenLady Thu 03-Feb-22 15:58:13

Well I never did you ever
Yes, and I thought I was clever

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 04-Feb-22 12:17:16

Well I never did you ever
Yes, and I thought I was clever
But oh deary me

Crocus5 Fri 04-Feb-22 13:10:48

Well I never did you ever
Yes, and I thought I was clever
But oh deary me
I am not, you see

GoldenLady Fri 04-Feb-22 15:07:09

Well I never did you ever
Yes, and I thought I was clever
But oh deary me
I am not, you see
And will I do that again? Never!

The Olympics are going full swing

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