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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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Hellogirl1 Thu 10-Feb-22 22:42:33

My aunt got a haircut bizarre
Which made her look like a rock star
All pink, blue and green

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Crocus5 Fri 11-Feb-22 10:24:43

My aunt got a haircut bizarre
Which made her look like a rock star
All pink, blue and green
Which might cause a scene

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henetha Fri 11-Feb-22 10:48:43

My aunt got a haircut bizarre
Which made her look like a rock star
All pink, blue and green
Which might cause a scene
So she went and got drunk in a bar.

Fred went to a strip club last night

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Feb-22 11:38:31

Fred went to a strip club last night
Which gave him a bit of a fright

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Feb-22 11:52:37

Fred went to a strip club last night
Which gave him a bit of a fright
Gasp! Horror and shock

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crazyH Fri 11-Feb-22 15:53:23

Fred went to a strip club last night
Which gave him a bit of a fright
Gasp! Horror and shock
No one has a frock !

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GoldenLady Fri 11-Feb-22 17:42:07

Fred went to a strip club last night
Which gave him a bit of a fright
Gasp! Horror and shock
No one has a frock !
So he went and turned out the light.

Samantha has had a weird dream

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Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Feb-22 22:31:31

Samantha has had a weird dream
She`s really a Lady it seems,

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henetha Sat 12-Feb-22 11:35:20

Samantha has had a weird dream
She`s really a Lady it seems,
Married a posh Lord

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GoldenLady Sat 12-Feb-22 14:40:36

Samantha has had a weird dream
She`s really a Lady it seems,
Married a posh Lord
At the edge of a fiord

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GoldenLady Sat 12-Feb-22 14:41:40

Correction: It's spelled fjord

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nanna8 Sun 13-Feb-22 11:13:08

Samantha has had a weird dream
She’s really a Lady it seems
Married a posh Lord
At the edge of a fjord
Moved into a castle in Wemyss

Living the life of a royal

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Feb-22 13:17:57

Living the life of a royal
Pleased she no longer has to toil

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GoldenLady Sun 13-Feb-22 17:10:39

Living the life of a royal
Pleased she no longer has to toil
With Oprah she spoke

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Feb-22 10:24:25

Living the life of a royal
Pleased she no longer has to toil
With Oprah she spoke
Made sure she was woke

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GoldenLady Mon 14-Feb-22 15:54:29

Living the life of a royal
Pleased she no longer has to toil
With Oprah she spoke
Made sure she was woke
But alarm clocks the best dreams can spoil!

I love to watch large cruising birds

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Jangran99 Mon 14-Feb-22 22:52:10

I love to watch large cruising birds,
Or majestic elephant herds

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crazyH Mon 14-Feb-22 23:30:41

I love to watch large cruising birds,
Or majestic elephant herds
But lions’ my ‘pride’

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Juliet27 Tue 15-Feb-22 06:26:03

I love to watch large cruising birds,
Or majestic elephant herds
But lions’ my ‘pride’
I watch from a hide

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 15-Feb-22 11:27:46

I love to watch large cruising birds
Or majestic elephant herds
But lions' my 'pride'
I watch from a hide
You'd say I'm a natural nerd.

There was a lady, loved knitting

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crazyH Tue 15-Feb-22 12:54:23

There was a lady, loved knitting
By the window, she’ll be sitting

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Feb-22 15:41:31

There was a lady, loved knitting
By the window, she’ll be sitting
Till one day, the rain

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Juliet27 Tue 15-Feb-22 17:01:54

There was a lady, loved knitting
By the window, she’ll be sitting
Till one day, the rain
Broke a window pane

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henetha Wed 16-Feb-22 11:26:37

There was a lady, loved knitting
By the window, she’ll be sitting
Till one day, the rain
Broke a window pane
Now it's her face the rain's hitting.

I love to watch the ice skating

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GoldenLady Wed 16-Feb-22 14:55:36

I love to watch the ice skating
Though other sports I am hating

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