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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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Crocus5 Mon 21-Mar-22 16:00:22

His credit score would not meet it
The gas pump told him to “beat it”
Go off on your bike
Or else take a hike

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crazyH Mon 21-Mar-22 16:34:37

His credit score would not meet it
The gas pump told him to “beat it”
Go off on your bike
Or else take a hike
I’m really getting heated

I’m here for people with money

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GoldenLady Wed 23-Mar-22 13:43:49

I’m here for people with money
So stop trying to act like you're funny

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crazyH Wed 23-Mar-22 14:47:57

I’m here for people with money
So stop trying to act like you're funny
I’m only a ‘pump’

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Juliet27 Thu 24-Mar-22 06:51:08

I’m here for people with money
So stop trying to act funny changed to keep to 88558
I’m only a ‘pump’
So just take a jump

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Mar-22 08:07:25

I'm here for people with money
So stop trying to act funny
I'm only a 'pump'
So just take a jump
I'll get the law on you, sonny.

Those council tax bills are now here

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henetha Thu 24-Mar-22 10:39:11

Those council tax bills are now here
I'm drowning my worries with beer

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crazyH Thu 24-Mar-22 12:23:47

Those council tax bills are now here
I'm drowning my worries with beer
Mines a mug of Scotch

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henetha Sun 27-Mar-22 12:06:40

Those council tax bills are now here
I'm drowning my worries with beer
Mines a mug of Scotch
So mind you don't botch

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GoldenLady Sun 27-Mar-22 14:23:55

Those council tax bills are now here
I'm drowning my worries with beer
Mines a mug of Scotch
So mind you don't botch
Or you'll be in the "clink" for a year!

The meadows are teeming with rabbits

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 27-Mar-22 17:00:21

The meadows are teeming with rabbits
And high reproductive habits

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crazyH Sun 27-Mar-22 19:46:40

The meadows are teeming with rabbits
And high reproductive habits
They’re scampering by

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henetha Mon 28-Mar-22 10:42:29

The meadows are teeming with rabbits
And high reproductive habits
They’re scampering by
The farmer's loud cry

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GoldenLady Tue 29-Mar-22 16:04:16

The meadows are teeming with rabbits
And high reproductive habits
They’re scampering by
The farmer's loud cry
"Quick! There's another one! Grab it!"

The cherry blossoms are blooming

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crazyH Tue 29-Mar-22 16:53:36

The cherry blossoms are blooming
Such beauty, there’s one a-looming

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henetha Wed 30-Mar-22 10:31:24

The cherry blossoms are blooming
Such beauty, there’s one a-looming
Through the fog today

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GoldenLady Wed 30-Mar-22 16:15:03

The cherry blossoms are blooming
Such beauty, there’s one a-looming
Through the fog today
It cut through the gray

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Juliet27 Wed 30-Mar-22 16:40:29

The cherry blossoms are blooming
Such beauty, there’s one a-looming
Through the fog today
It cut through the gray
To prove that spring is resuming.

I must not look at online sales

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Hellogirl1 Wed 30-Mar-22 23:11:26

I must not look at online sales
Those lovely towels sold in bales

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crazyH Thu 31-Mar-22 00:14:24

I must not look at online sales
Those lovely towels sold in bales
Linen , so pretty

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Juliet27 Thu 31-Mar-22 06:38:57

I must not look at online sales
Those lovely towels sold in bales
Linen , so pretty
Loads..it’s a pity

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Hellogirl1 Thu 31-Mar-22 17:39:41

I must not look at online sales
Those lovely towels sold in bales
Linen, so pretty
Loads, it`s a pity
That my good resolve often fails!

I think I`ll just buy one more thing

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GoldenLady Thu 31-Mar-22 19:04:24

I think I`ll just buy one more thing
Something to show that it's spring!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 01-Apr-22 12:37:05

I think I'll just buy one more thing
Something to show that it's spring!
A shade jolly bright

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Apr-22 14:01:16

I think I'll just buy one more thing
Something to show that it's spring!
A shade jolly bright
That fits me just right

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