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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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crazyH Mon 25-Apr-22 23:56:52

The flowering trees are in bloom
They’re all around me

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 27-Apr-22 16:31:48

The flowering trees are in bloom
They're all around me so let's zoom (crazy added to rhyme)
Such a pretty sight

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GoldenLady Wed 27-Apr-22 16:34:20

The flowering trees are in bloom
They're all around me so let's zoom (crazy added to rhyme)
Such a pretty sight
All pink and white

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crazyH Thu 28-Apr-22 13:41:08

Sorry…….what was I doing ? Apologies

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crazyH Thu 28-Apr-22 13:48:35

The flowering trees are in bloom
They're all around me so let's zoom
Such a pretty sight
All pink and white
I can see them all from my room

Has senility got to me ?

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GoldenLady Thu 28-Apr-22 16:00:35

Has senility got to me ?
I think I've turned into a tree

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crazyH Thu 28-Apr-22 16:49:07

Has senility got to me ?
I think I've turned into a tree
My trunk is quite thick

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Mollygo Thu 28-Apr-22 17:49:02

Has senility got to me ?
I think I've turned into a tree
My trunk is quite thick
Each arm is a stick

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crazyH Thu 28-Apr-22 17:57:08

Has senility got to me ?
I think I've turned into a tree
My trunk is quite thick
Each arm is a stick
My ‘roots’ are there for all to see

What’s this I see ‘tween nose and lips ?

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Juliet27 Thu 28-Apr-22 20:39:30

What’s this I see ‘tween nose and lips ?
I think it’s in need of wax strips

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crazyH Thu 28-Apr-22 21:31:58

What’s this I see ‘tween nose and lips ?
I think it’s in need of wax strips
To Boots I must go

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NanKate Thu 28-Apr-22 22:21:36

What’s this I see ‘tween nose and lips ?
I think it’s in need of wax strips
To Boots I must go
My whiskers are macho ?

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crazyH Thu 28-Apr-22 23:22:29

What’s this I see ‘tween nose and lips ?
I think it’s in need of wax strips
To Boots I must go
My whiskers are macho ?
Neighbour Jack has asked me for tips

Jack’s voice broke late, at twenty-two

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Mollygo Thu 28-Apr-22 23:37:34

Jack’s voice broke late, at twenty-two
Such trauma he had to go through

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crazyH Fri 29-Apr-22 00:06:11

Jack’s voice broke late, at twenty-two
Such trauma he had to go through
They called him ‘hey Jill’

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Juliet27 Fri 29-Apr-22 05:53:13

Jack’s voice broke late, at twenty-two
Such trauma he had to go through
They called him ‘hey Jill’
He’s been through the mill

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GoldenLady Fri 29-Apr-22 15:05:06

Jack’s voice broke late, at twenty-two
Such trauma he had to go through
They called him ‘hey Jill’
He’s been through the mill
His soprano days are at last through.

My problem is staying asleep

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crazyH Fri 29-Apr-22 17:53:15

My problem is staying asleep
I wake up at the slightest ‘peep’

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Juliet27 Fri 29-Apr-22 18:42:02

My problem is staying asleep
I wake up at the slightest ‘peep’
When I wake at five

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crazyH Fri 29-Apr-22 18:48:24

My problem is staying asleep
I wake up at the slightest ‘peep’
When I wake at five
Tired, but alive

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Juliet27 Sat 30-Apr-22 10:02:50

My problem is staying asleep
I wake up at the slightest ‘peep’
When I wake at five
Tired, but alive
From my warm, cosy bed I creep

I seem to have the strangest dreams

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crazyH Sat 30-Apr-22 11:01:48

I seem to have the strangest dreams
In a bath full of custard creams

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 01-May-22 16:05:14

I seem to have the strangest dreams
In a bath full of custard creams
Dunk each one in tea

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crazyH Sun 01-May-22 19:58:50

I seem to have the strangest dreams
In a bath full of custard creams
Dunk each one in tea
Saved one, was it three?

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GoldenLady Mon 02-May-22 21:18:31

I seem to have the strangest dreams
In a bath full of custard creams
Dunk each one in tea
Saved one, was it three?
Real life is more boring, it seems.

I tried somersaults, big mistake!

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