Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

Don’t fancy being called Mrs Duff
So just remain his ‘bit of fluff’
We’ll have lots of fun
While going on the run

Don’t fancy being called Mrs Duff
So just remain his ‘bit of fluff’
We’ll have lots of fun
While going on the run,
I really think I've had enough.

I want to settle down in Ayr

I want to settle down in Ayr
Some houses for tall folk are there

I want to settle down in Ayr
Some houses for tall folk are there
You won’t bang your head

I want to settle down in Ayr
Some houses for tall folk are there
You won’t bang your head
If you're lying in bed

I want to settle down in Ayr.
Some houses for tall folk are there
You won’t on your head
If you’re lying in bed
But going downstairs just beware.

I’m short, so a house in Dundee

I’m short, so a house in Dundee
With low ceilings is fine by me

I'm short, so a house in Dundee
With low ceilings is fine by me
The odd beam or two

I`m short, so a house in Dundee
With low ceilings is fine by me
The odd beam or two
But only a few

I’m short, so a house in Dundee
With low ceilings is fine by me
The odd beam or two
But only a few
Will suit and I’ll be filled with glee

I’d like a cottage by the sea

I’d like a cottage by the sea,
From worries I’d then be set free.

I’d like a cottage by the sea,
From worries I’d then be set free.
But a storm may be near

I'd like a cottage by the sea
From worries I'd then be set free
But a storm may be near
With thunder, I fear

I'd like a cottage by the sea
From worries I'd then be set free
But storms may be near
With thunder, I fear
So better not stand by the quay

I’d love a home in Kirkcudbright

I’d love a home in Kirkcudbright
And hope it would be nice and light

Sorry, I don't want to hurt your feelings Crocus5 but there's a pronunciation problem

I'd love a home in Kirkcudbright
And hope it's next to a nice tree
Plus pretty and light

I'd love a home in Kirkcudbright
And hope it's next to a nice tree
Plus pretty and light
Then perhaps I might

I`d love a home in Kirkcudbright
And hope it`s next to a nice tree
Plus pretty and light
Then perhaps I might
Be able to ask friends to tea

I`ll have a canopy outside

I`ll have a canopy outside
For when I am a blushing bride

I`ll have a canopy outside
For when I am a blushing bride
An orchestra too

I'll have a canopy outside
For when I am a blushing bride
An orchestra too
Play tunes old and new

I'll have a canopy outside
For when I am a blushing bride
An orchestra too
Play tunes old and new
And Highland Fling dancing, beside.

To travel would be my fond wish

To travel would be my fond wish,
Taste the most aromatic dish

To travel would be my fond wish
Taste the most aromatic dish
With spices galore

To travel would be my fond wish
Taste the most aromatic dish
With spices galore
They’re best in Lahore