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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

crazyH Sat 07-May-22 14:33:25

I'm going to a street party
As long as I'm hale and hearty
I’m taking a crate

NanKate Sat 07-May-22 17:20:19

I'm going to a street party
As long as I'm hale and hearty
I’m taking a crate
And a chair to inflate

crazyH Sat 07-May-22 17:31:36

I'm going to a street party
As long as I'm hale and hearty
I’m taking a crate
And a chair to inflate
Guess who’s coming - just at Todd Carty

He’s taken a break from ‘Enders

Glorianny Sat 07-May-22 17:32:42

I'm going to a street party
As long as I'm hale and hearty
I’m taking a crate
And a chair to inflate
And a bloke whose name is Marty

I'm making a Jubilee cake

Glorianny Sat 07-May-22 17:34:42

Sorry crossed posts go with yours

He's taken a break from "Enders
And polished up my fenders

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 07-May-22 17:37:33

He's taken a break from 'Enders
And polished up my fenders
Such a handy man

Elrel Sat 07-May-22 17:39:34

He's taken a break from 'Enders
And polished up my fenders
Such a handy man
That every fan

Glorianny Sun 08-May-22 11:30:06

He's taken a break from 'Enders
And polished up my fenders
Such a handy man
That every fan
Loves him. Regardless of genders.

I can't miss my favourite Soap

Jangran99 Mon 09-May-22 07:20:26

I can't miss my favourite Soap
Though it's short on lightness and hope,

NanKate Mon 09-May-22 07:42:32

I can't miss my favourite Soap
Though it's short on lightness and hope,
I watch from the couch
I’m such a great slouch

henetha Mon 09-May-22 11:23:42

I can't miss my favourite Soap
Though it's short on lightness and hope,
I watch from the couch
I’m such a great slouch,
And if I can't watch it, I mope.

I wish we could have some more rain

Juliet27 Mon 09-May-22 16:48:59

I wish we could have some more rain
All this watering’s such a pain

GoldenLady Mon 09-May-22 20:29:19

I wish we could have some more rain
All this watering’s such a pain
But my cactus is happy

Jangran99 Mon 09-May-22 23:42:40

I wish we could have some more rain
All this watering’s such a pain
Cactus is happy
Azalea flappy

Glorianny Tue 10-May-22 10:34:58

I wish we could have some more rain
All this watering’s such a pain
Cactus is happy
Azalea flappy
And seedlings are dying again!

I can't tell a plant from a weed.

NanKate Tue 10-May-22 12:01:20

I can't tell a plant from a weed.
And do flowers emerge from a seed

crazyH Tue 10-May-22 12:36:34

I can't tell a plant from a weed.
And do flowers emerge from a seed
Do bulbs light up bright

GoldenLady Tue 10-May-22 13:45:28

I can't tell a plant from a weed.
And do flowers emerge from a seed
Do bulbs light up bright
Only at night

Elrel Tue 10-May-22 15:45:35

I can't tell a plant from a weed.
And do flowers emerge from a seed
Do bulbs light up bright
Only at night
When squirrels come out for a feed

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 10-May-22 16:27:31

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Are these lim'ricks so brains - get set!

crazyH Tue 10-May-22 16:37:57

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Are these lim'ricks so brains - get set!
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Juliet27 Tue 10-May-22 17:54:30

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Glorianny Tue 10-May-22 21:03:09

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Are these lim'ricks so brains - get set!
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Just count syllables and don't fret

Glorianny Tue 10-May-22 21:03:58

Finding words that rhyme is so hard

NanKate Tue 10-May-22 22:51:37

Finding words that rhyme is so hard
I definitely need help from the Bard

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