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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

Crocus5 Tue 14-Jun-22 18:23:26

Hayfever’s got me a-sneezing
Not a condition that’s pleasing
Will tablets or spray
Help keep it at bay

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 14-Jun-22 18:38:25

Hayfever's got me a-sneezing
Not a condition that's pleasing
Will tablets or spray
Help keep it at bay?
I hope they'll stop me from wheezing.

There was a young lady so fine

Mollygo Tue 14-Jun-22 19:43:36

There once was a lady so fine
Her undies were silk-how divine!

GoldenLady Wed 15-Jun-22 15:41:09

There once was a lady so fine
Her undies were silk-how divine!
So she wore nothing else

crazyH Wed 15-Jun-22 20:37:47

There once was a lady so fine
Her undies were silk-how divine!
So she wore nothing else
‘cept slippers of felts

NanKate Wed 15-Jun-22 22:08:41

There once was a lady so fine
Her undies were silk-how divine!
So she wore nothing else
‘cept slippers of felts
And glugged down a litre of wine

The heatwave is almost upon us ?

GoldenLady Thu 16-Jun-22 16:06:28

The heatwave is almost upon us ?
This weather can truly nonplus

Jangran99 Thu 16-Jun-22 16:16:32

The heatwave’s almost upon us ?
This weather can truly nonplus
One day we’ll have rain

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 16-Jun-22 16:32:54

The heatwave's almost upon us
This weather can truly nonplus
One day we'll have rain
Till then it's a pain

crazyH Thu 16-Jun-22 22:29:59

The heatwave's almost upon us
This weather can truly nonplus
One day we'll have rain
Till then it's a pain
My fan’s spinning, it’s vigorous

Do you think we’ll need more ice cubes?

NanKate Thu 16-Jun-22 23:30:33

Do you think we’ll need more ice cubes?
Yes or the Bar will go down the tubes

crazyH Fri 17-Jun-22 00:12:38

Do you think we’ll need more ice cubes?
Yes or the Bar will go down the tubes
Cold water for me

Juliet27 Fri 17-Jun-22 05:41:36

Do you think we’ll need more ice cubes?
Yes or the Bar will go down the tubes
Cold water for me
And dare I have tea?

henetha Fri 17-Jun-22 11:15:53

Do you think we’ll need more ice cubes?
Yes or the Bar will go down the tubes
Cold water for me
And dare I have tea
Yes, but don't spill it on your pubes.

Not long now till the longest day

Bellanonna Fri 17-Jun-22 11:48:16

Not long now till the longest day
These first six months have flown away

GoldenLady Fri 17-Jun-22 13:12:42

Not long now till the longest day
These first six months have flown away
And good riddance, I say!

Elrel Fri 17-Jun-22 17:06:27

Not long now till the longest day
These first six months have flown away
And good riddance, I say!
Enjoy the sun’s ray

GoldenLady Sat 18-Jun-22 14:38:28

Not long now till the longest day
These first six months have flown away
And good riddance, I say!
Enjoy the sun’s ray
Until it turns wint'ry and gray.

The summer's heat now is upon us

CaravanSerai Sat 18-Jun-22 22:06:38

The summer's heat now is upon us
Warmer clothes are now superfluous

NanKate Sat 18-Jun-22 23:21:18

The summer's heat now is upon us
Warmer clothes are now superfluous
It’s shorts and t-shirts

Juliet27 Sun 19-Jun-22 07:00:16

The summer's heat now is upon us
Warmer clothes are now superfluous
It’s shorts and t-shirts
Or cool flowing skirts

GoldenLady Sun 19-Jun-22 18:15:06

The summer's heat now is upon us
Warmer clothes are now superfluous
It’s shorts and t-shirts
Or cool flowing skirts
And swim suits - but are they a bonus?

I love to stroll through a garden

Juliet27 Mon 20-Jun-22 06:04:00

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon

NanKate Mon 20-Jun-22 06:41:55

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond

Mollygo Mon 20-Jun-22 08:07:32

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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