Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

The summer is very near here
Let us welcome it with good cheer
But no! Here's the rain
Though the plants will gain
Soon we can have our pint of beer

I’ve booked myself a pedicure

I’ve booked myself a pedicure
She's very good, I know for sure

I’ve booked myself a pedicure
She's very good, I know for sure
Though she does like to drink

I’ve booked myself a pedicure
She's very good, I know for sure
Though she likes to drink
She’s still in the pink

I’ve booked myself a pedicure
She's very good, I know for sure
Though she likes to drink
She’s still in the pink
Though she’s cut my nails to the core.

A tip, I shan’t be giving her

A tip, I shan’t be giving her
As her words she started to slur

A tip, I shan’t be giving her
As her words she started to slur
On her bag she tripped

A tip, I shan’t be giving her
As her words she started to slur
On her bag she tripped
And then she stripped ?

A tip, I shan’t be giving her
As her words she started to slur
On her bag she tripped
And then she stripped ?
My DH grinned and began to purr!

I swung my handbag at his head

I swung my handbag at his head
"Remember it's to me you're wed!"

I swung my handbag at his head
"Remember it's to me you're wed!"
But his gaze did not waver

I swung my handbag at his head
"Remember it's to me you're wed!"
But his gaze did not waver
Reached for his shaver

I swung my handbag at his head
"Remember it's to me you're wed!"
But his gaze did not waver
Reached for his shaver
Showered and leapt into her bed!

I love the feel of summer rain

I love the feel of summer rain
It helps to calm my busy brain

I love the feel of summer rain
It helps to calm my busy brain
The lovely fresh smell

I love the feel of summer rain
It helps to calm my busy brain
The lovely fresh smell
Casts a calmative spell

I love the feel of summer rain
It helps to calm my busy brain
The lovely fresh smell
Casts a formative spell
Gets rid of the feeling of strain.

Look through the window, far beyond

Look through the window, far beyond
There’s six new ducklings on the pond

Look through the window, far beyond
There’s six new ducklings on the pond
Cute bundles of fluff

Look through the window, far beyond
There’s six new ducklings on the pond
Cute bundles of fluff
Yellow, smooth not rough

Look through the window, far beyond
There’s six new ducklings on the pond
Cute bundles of fluff
Yellow, smooth not rough
No brunettes, they're all blonde.

Our weather's unseasonably hot

Our weather's unseasonably hot
I’m perspiring rather a lot

Our weather's unseasonably hot
I’m perspiring rather a lot
Quick cooling shower

Our weather's unseasonably hot
I’m perspiring rather a lot
Quick cooling shower
Iced drinks ev’ry hour

Our weather's unseasonably hot
I’m perspiring rather a lot
Quick cooling shower
Iced drinks ev’ry hour
Will stop me from feeling too fraught.

Then I'd love a dip in a pool