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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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crazyH Mon 16-May-22 10:34:04

The summer is very near here
Let us welcome it with good cheer
But no! Here's the rain
Though the plants will gain
Soon we can have our pint of beer

I’ve booked myself a pedicure

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henetha Mon 16-May-22 11:41:13

I’ve booked myself a pedicure
She's very good, I know for sure

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GoldenLady Mon 16-May-22 14:41:11

I’ve booked myself a pedicure
She's very good, I know for sure
Though she does like to drink

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Juliet27 Mon 16-May-22 15:16:57

I’ve booked myself a pedicure
She's very good, I know for sure
Though she likes to drink
She’s still in the pink

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crazyH Mon 16-May-22 17:34:20

I’ve booked myself a pedicure
She's very good, I know for sure
Though she likes to drink
She’s still in the pink
Though she’s cut my nails to the core.

A tip, I shan’t be giving her

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Juliet27 Mon 16-May-22 17:49:49

A tip, I shan’t be giving her
As her words she started to slur

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crazyH Mon 16-May-22 17:55:53

A tip, I shan’t be giving her
As her words she started to slur
On her bag she tripped

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NanKate Mon 16-May-22 21:44:37

A tip, I shan’t be giving her
As her words she started to slur
On her bag she tripped
And then she stripped ?

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henetha Tue 17-May-22 10:33:53

A tip, I shan’t be giving her
As her words she started to slur
On her bag she tripped
And then she stripped ?
My DH grinned and began to purr!

I swung my handbag at his head

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 17-May-22 11:22:30

I swung my handbag at his head
"Remember it's to me you're wed!"

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GoldenLady Tue 17-May-22 15:09:48

I swung my handbag at his head
"Remember it's to me you're wed!"
But his gaze did not waver

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Mollygo Tue 17-May-22 16:16:25

I swung my handbag at his head
"Remember it's to me you're wed!"
But his gaze did not waver
Reached for his shaver

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Elrel Wed 18-May-22 02:27:35

I swung my handbag at his head
"Remember it's to me you're wed!"
But his gaze did not waver
Reached for his shaver
Showered and leapt into her bed!

I love the feel of summer rain

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NanKate Wed 18-May-22 08:53:37

I love the feel of summer rain
It helps to calm my busy brain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 18-May-22 08:57:22

I love the feel of summer rain
It helps to calm my busy brain
The lovely fresh smell

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GoldenLady Wed 18-May-22 15:19:08

I love the feel of summer rain
It helps to calm my busy brain
The lovely fresh smell
Casts a calmative spell

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-May-22 11:51:34

I love the feel of summer rain
It helps to calm my busy brain
The lovely fresh smell
Casts a formative spell
Gets rid of the feeling of strain.

Look through the window, far beyond

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Juliet27 Fri 20-May-22 12:34:56

Look through the window, far beyond
There’s six new ducklings on the pond

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GoldenLady Fri 20-May-22 18:47:42

Look through the window, far beyond
There’s six new ducklings on the pond
Cute bundles of fluff

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crazyH Fri 20-May-22 18:52:02

Look through the window, far beyond
There’s six new ducklings on the pond
Cute bundles of fluff
Yellow, smooth not rough

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GoldenLady Sat 21-May-22 22:40:48

Look through the window, far beyond
There’s six new ducklings on the pond
Cute bundles of fluff
Yellow, smooth not rough
No brunettes, they're all blonde.

Our weather's unseasonably hot

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Juliet27 Sun 22-May-22 17:30:55

Our weather's unseasonably hot
I’m perspiring rather a lot

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Mollygo Sun 22-May-22 18:15:34

Our weather's unseasonably hot
I’m perspiring rather a lot
Quick cooling shower

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crazyH Sun 22-May-22 19:16:44

Our weather's unseasonably hot
I’m perspiring rather a lot
Quick cooling shower
Iced drinks ev’ry hour

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Jangran99 Mon 23-May-22 06:45:44

Our weather's unseasonably hot
I’m perspiring rather a lot
Quick cooling shower
Iced drinks ev’ry hour
Will stop me from feeling too fraught.

Then I'd love a dip in a pool

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