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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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Mollygo Fri 27-May-22 20:48:45

A maiden from Kalamazoo
Was lonely and feeling quite blue
She cried, “Woe is me!”

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crazyH Sat 28-May-22 00:01:50

A maiden from Kalamazoo
Was lonely and feeling quite blue
She cried, “Woe is me!”
I am fancy free

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 28-May-22 13:46:14

A maiden from Kalamazoo
Was lonely and feeling quite blue
She cried "Woe is me!"
I am fancy free
How to find a mate? Not a clue.

Perhaps I should hang out and flirt

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crazyH Sat 28-May-22 14:06:06

Perhaps I should hang out and flirt
E’en in a field of mud and dirt

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GoldenLady Sat 28-May-22 15:38:59

Perhaps I should hang out and flirt
E’en in a field of mud and dirt
But who would be there?

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Juliet27 Sat 28-May-22 20:27:48

Perhaps I should hang out and flirt
E’en in a field of mud and dirt
But who would be there?
Besides a fieldfare?

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NanKate Sat 28-May-22 22:24:43

Perhaps I should hang out and flirt
E’en in a field of mud and dirt
But who would be there?
Besides a fieldfare?
And a ragged scarecrow called Bert

I’m giving up drink for a year

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crazyH Sat 28-May-22 23:26:29

I’m giving up drink for a year
Except that alcohol-free beer

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henetha Sun 29-May-22 11:49:52

I’m giving up drink for a year
Except that alcohol-free beer
'Twill clear my thick head

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Juliet27 Sun 29-May-22 16:10:24

I’m giving up drink for a year
Except that alcohol-free beer
'Twill clear my thick head
I won’t feel half dead

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Jangran99 Sun 29-May-22 19:29:49

I’m giving up drink for a year
Except that alcohol-free beer
'Twill clear my thick head
I won’t feel half dead
And savings will get me new gear.

I might treat myself to a dress

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Crocus5 Sun 29-May-22 19:56:46

I might treat myself to a dress
Fancying one that is sleeveless

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Juliet27 Mon 30-May-22 06:07:30

I might treat myself to a dress
Fancying one that is sleeveless
But my bingo wings

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Mollygo Mon 30-May-22 08:51:08

I might treat myself to a dress
Fancying one that is sleeveless
But my bingo wings
And more flabby things

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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 11:00:38

I might treat myself to a dress
Fancying one that is sleeveless
But my bingo wings
And more flabby things
Please help me, I am quite clueless

The thing is, I’ve got chicken legs

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 30-May-22 11:59:33

The thing is, I've got chicken legs
So, cover 'em up, they all begs

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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 14:44:38

The thing is, I've got chicken legs
So, cover 'em up, they all begs
They look like chopsticks

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GoldenLady Mon 30-May-22 18:05:38

The thing is, I've got chicken legs
So, cover 'em up, they all begs
They look like chopsticks
But they do some high kicks

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Juliet27 Tue 31-May-22 06:17:36

The thing is, I've got chicken legs
So, cover 'em up, they all begs
They look like chopsticks
But they do high kicks
Best to stick to safe clothing regs

I’ve made many clothing mishaps

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 31-May-22 08:04:25

I've made many clothing mishaps
My wrap-over skirt, it unwraps

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Jangran99 Tue 31-May-22 15:05:10

I've made many clothing mishaps
My wrap-over skirt, it unwraps
With undies on show

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Mollygo Tue 31-May-22 15:35:07

I've made many clothing mishaps
My wrap-over skirt, it unwraps
With undies on show
My face was aglow!

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GoldenLady Tue 31-May-22 15:40:34

I've made many clothing mishaps
My wrap-over skirt, it unwraps
With undies on show
My face was aglow!
My dresses have too many gaps.

And blouses with decolletage!

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Mollygo Tue 31-May-22 15:43:35

And blouses with decolletage!
For bosoms, both little and large

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crazyH Tue 31-May-22 19:30:40

And blouses with decolletage!
For bosoms, both little and large
A jumpsuit or two

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