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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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Crocus5 Thu 28-Oct-21 07:57:20

So he bought plastic ones instead
But they didn’t turn many a head
The grew quite dusty
Also smelt musty

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henetha Thu 28-Oct-21 10:50:56

So he bought plastic ones instead
But they didn’t turn many a head
The grew quite dusty
Also smelt musty
"Bloody Hell" he grumpily said.

I'm growing an Amaryllis

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crazyH Thu 28-Oct-21 14:32:51

I'm growing an Amaryllis
But it’s looking horribilis

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 28-Oct-21 17:03:55

I'm growing an Amaryllis
But it's looking horribilis
So sickly and thin

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Juliet27 Thu 28-Oct-21 17:05:58

I'm growing an Amaryllis
But it's looking horribilis
So sickly and thin
I don’t think I’ll win

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crazyH Thu 28-Oct-21 19:05:07

I'm growing an Amaryllis
But it's looking horribilis
So sickly and thin
I don’t think I’ll win
I’ll give it to neighbour Phyllis.

She’s always glad of a pressie

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Hellogirl1 Thu 28-Oct-21 23:15:14

She`s always glad of a pressie
She thinks of me as her bezzie

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crazyH Fri 29-Oct-21 00:13:32

She`s always glad of a pressie
She thinks of me as her bezzie
Except that night when

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Juliet27 Fri 29-Oct-21 07:27:10

She`s always glad of a pressie
She thinks of me as her bezzie
Except that night when
I dated her Ken

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Jangran99 Fri 29-Oct-21 08:54:23

She`s always glad of a pressie
She thinks of me as her bezzie
Except that night when
I dated her Ken
And the atmosphere turned messy.

We put our troubles behind us

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Juliet27 Fri 29-Oct-21 09:16:17

We put our troubles behind us
Decided we’d not make a fuss

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Jangran99 Fri 29-Oct-21 09:21:23

We put our troubles behind us
Decided we’d not make a fuss
Because in the end

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henetha Fri 29-Oct-21 10:57:45

We put our troubles behind us
Decided we’d not make a fuss
Because in the end
She is my best friend

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 29-Oct-21 15:55:00

We put our troubles behind us
Decided we'd not make a fuss
Because in the end
She is my best friend
We said, over men, we'd not cuss.

We must change the clocks this weekend

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Juliet27 Fri 29-Oct-21 16:40:51

We must change the clocks this weekend
In my diary it has been penned

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Crocus5 Fri 29-Oct-21 17:06:09

We must change the clocks this weekend
In my diary it has been penned
Early evenings, dark

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crazyH Fri 29-Oct-21 17:45:15

We must change the clocks this weekend
In my diary it has been penned
Early evenings, dark
Mornings with the lark

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GoldenLady Fri 29-Oct-21 18:06:21

We must change the clocks this weekend
In my diary it has been penned
Early evenings, dark
Mornings with the lark
And more time asleep we can spend!

Time for costumes and fun

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crazyH Fri 29-Oct-21 18:14:11

It’s time for costumes and some fun
I think I’ll dress up as a nun

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Juliet27 Sat 30-Oct-21 10:54:01

It’s time for costumes and some fun
I think I’ll dress up as a nun
To worry the ghouls

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crazyH Sat 30-Oct-21 11:03:00

It’s time for costumes and some fun
I think I’ll dress up as a nun
To worry the ghouls
Who think we’re fools

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crazyH Sat 30-Oct-21 11:04:07

It’s time for costumes and some fun
I think I’ll dress up as a nun
To worry the ghouls
Who think we are fools

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Hellogirl1 Sat 30-Oct-21 23:18:45

It`s time for costumes and some fun
I think I`ll dress up as a nun
To worry the ghouls
Who think we are fools
But soon they will be on the run

They think they are the Evil Dead

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Juliet27 Sun 31-Oct-21 07:26:16

They think they are the Evil Dead
When they were challenged, off they fled

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henetha Fri 05-Nov-21 11:02:47

They think they are the Evil Dead
When they were challenged, off they fled
But when I caught one

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