LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

Cell phones can be so annoying
Going wrong while you’re enjoying

Poor new born lambs in this cold spell
They need an overcoat as well
Wind ain't half chilly
Now I feel silly
Complaining that I'm cold as hell.

Cell phones can be so annoying

Poor new born lambs in this cold spell
They need an overcoat as well
Wind ain't half chilly
Now I feel silly

Poor new born lambs in this cold spell
They need an overcoat as well
Wind ain't half chilly

Poor new born lambs in this cold spell
They need an overcoat as well

That odd looking couple in “ten”
Have loud arguments now and then
She tells him he stinks
He cowers and blinks
They’ll split up - I do wonder when

Poor new born lambs in this cold spell

That odd looking couple in “ten”
Have loud arguments now and then
She tells him he stinks
He cowers and blinks

That odd looking couple in "ten"
Have loud arguments now and then
She tells him he stinks
Especially when he drinks

That odd looking couple in "ten"
Have loud arguments now and then
She tells him he stinks

That odd looking couple in ‘ten’
Have loud arguments now and then

We don`t do such things around `ere
As our windows just aren`t that clear
I`m sure if we did
Someone would tell Sid
And the whole town will surely hear.

That odd looking couple in ‘ten’

We don`t do such things around `ere
As our windows just aren`t that clear
I`m sure if we did
Someone would tell Sid

We don't do such things around 'ere
As our windows just aren't that clear
I’m sure if we did

We don't do such things around 'ere
Our windows aren't that clear

A window cleaner from Oldham
Sometimes saw things which appalled 'im
But one day in May
I don’t like to say,
Someone should surely have told 'em.

We don't do such things around 'ere

A window cleaner from Oldham
Sometimes saw things which appalled 'im
But one day in May
I don’t like to say

A window cleaner from Oldham
Sometimes saw things which appalled 'im
But one day in May

A window cleaner from Oldham
Sometimes saw things which appalled 'im

There's laughter and music above
Could it be the sound of rap, bruv' ?
They all seem jolly
With plenty of lolly
‘Can I come up and join you love?’

A window cleaner from Oldham

There's laughter and music above
Could it be the sound of rap, bruv' ?
They all seem jolly
With plenty of lolly

There's laughter and music above
Could it be the sound of rap, bruv' ?
They all seem jolly

There's laughter and music above
Could it be the sound of rap, bruv' ?

What’s that I hear in the attic?
It's something really dramatic,
Please go up and see
Could be that McGee
Sounding so very ecstatic.

There's laughter and music above

What’s that I hear in the attic?
It's something really dramatic,
Please go up there and see
Could be that McGee

What’s that I hear in the attic?
It's something really dramatic,
Please go up there and see
It could be Mr McGee