LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

Ooops, I'd already started a new game only a couple of seconds before you Crazy?

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?
Four minutes to go

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It’s almost midnight, is there time?
Four minutes to go
So must not be slow

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It’s almost midnight, is there time?
Four minutes to go
So must not be slow
I finished by quarter past nine.

A circus juggler named Bertie

A circus juggler named Bertie
And his assistant called Gertie

A circus juggler named Bertie
And his assistant called Gertie
Had a clumsy mishap

A circus juggler named Bertie
And his assistant called Gertie
Had a clumsy mishap
Got into a flap

A circus juggler named Bertie
And his assistant called Gertie
Had a clumsy mishap
Got into a flap
Plates crashing down were not purty

A clown called Skittles saved the day

A clown called Skittles saved the day
Made audience laugh so they'd stay

A clown called Skittles saved the day
Made audience laugh so they'd stay
With bulbous red nose

A clown called Skittles saved the day
Made audience laugh so they'd stay
With bulbous red nose
And loud baggy clothes

A clown called Skittles saved the day
Made audience laugh so they'd stay
With bulbous red nose
And loud baggy clothes
And very big shoes, that's the way.

He drove and his car fell to bits

A clown called Skittles saved the day
Made audience laugh so they'd stay
With bulbous red nose
And loud baggy clothes
They’re the best, by the way

There’s not much fun on these dull days

There’s not much fun on these dull days
For amusement we each find our ways

There’s not much fun on these dull days
For amusement we find our ways
A good book for me

There’s not much fun on these dull days
For amusement we find our ways
A good book for me
With shortbread and tea

There’s not much fun on these dull days
For amusement we find our ways
A good book for me
With shortbread and tea
Or a bun with white icing glaze

Peter the Crackerjack actor

Peter the Crackerjack actor,
Seen driving a yellow tractor

Peter the Crackerjack actor,
Seen driving a yellow tractor
Gave us a cabbage

Peter the Crackerjack actor,
Seen driving a yellow tractor
Gave us a cabbage
Don't drop a package

Peter the Crackerjack actor,
Seen driving a yellow tractor
Gave us a cabbage
Don't drop a package
Your pay depends on this factor

My dentures are too big for me

My dentures are too big for me
They rattle around toothily

My dentures are too big for me
They rattle around toothily
Sound like castanets

My dentures are too big for me
They rattle around toothily
They click and they clack