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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

Juliet27 Wed 09-Mar-22 07:15:43

The pull of the moon creates tides
And can affect our moods besides

Elrel Tue 08-Mar-22 23:49:50

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here
Its silvery beam
Makes it often seem
So eerily, scarily near

The pull of the moon creates tides

crazyH Tue 08-Mar-22 23:11:14

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here
Its silvery beam
Makes it often seem

Jangran99 Tue 08-Mar-22 22:41:36

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here
Its silvery beam

Crocus5 Tue 08-Mar-22 15:32:54

The moon’s a mysterious sphere
And it is miles and miles from here

GoldenLady Tue 08-Mar-22 15:03:48

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?
The sun’s got to me,
I'll improve, you'll see,
Although you may think I am dense.

The moon's a mysterious sphere

henetha Tue 08-Mar-22 10:41:08

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?
The sun’s got to me,
I'll improve, you'll see,

crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 17:14:16

Yes I did Juliet ?

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?
The sun’s got to me

Juliet27 Mon 07-Mar-22 16:32:53

you lost the rhyming plot a bit

I’m really not high maintenance
But errors we’ll not countenance. ?

crazyH Mon 07-Mar-22 16:19:24

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails
Gel doesn’t work, my test it fails
A good manicure
Will be great, I’m sure
And then, I’ll need a pedicure

I’m really not high maintenance

Crocus5 Mon 07-Mar-22 14:54:15

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails
Gel doesn’t work, my test it fails
A good manicure
Will be great, I’m sure

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Mar-22 12:29:17

Hair sorted, it's time for my nails
Gel doesn't work, my test it fails
A good manicure

crazyH Sun 06-Mar-22 23:25:05

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails
Gel doesn’t work, my test it fails

Mollygo Sun 06-Mar-22 22:29:26

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot
More than I have got
I’m glad my DH will attend

Hair sorted, it’s time for my nails

crazyH Sun 06-Mar-22 22:22:50

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot
More than I have got

GoldenLady Sun 06-Mar-22 14:51:01

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot
Sometimes more than I've got

henetha Sun 06-Mar-22 11:26:14

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend
But it costs a lot

Juliet27 Sun 06-Mar-22 07:10:24

My hairdresser is my best friend
Her colours are a perfect blend

Jangran99 Sat 05-Mar-22 18:41:34

Marge Simpson’s hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She married Homer
He’s such a groaner
He'd drive me to profanity

My hairdresser is my best friend

GoldenLady Sat 05-Mar-22 18:39:57

Marge Simpson’s hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She did marry Homer
He’s such a groaner
At times he is bordering on depravity!

My puppy is frisky and cute

Mollygo Sat 05-Mar-22 09:27:16

Marge Simpson’s hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She did marry Homer
He’s such a groaner

GoldenLady Sat 05-Mar-22 00:49:22

Marge Simpson's hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity
She did marry Homer

crazyH Fri 04-Mar-22 21:24:29

Marge Simpson's hair defies gravity
Think she’s devoid of sanity

GoldenLady Fri 04-Mar-22 15:02:43

Rosie was such a romantic
But she was also pedantic
Roses must be red
'Love you' often said,
At times she seemed a bit frantic.

Marge Simpson's hair defies gravity

henetha Fri 04-Mar-22 10:31:41

Rosie was such a romantic
But she was also pedantic
Roses must be red
'Love you' often said,

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