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My interior decor’s fine
But I admit the style is mine

My interior decor is just fine
But I admit the style is mine

She says games should be kept outside
I said that's for us to decide
Who d’ya think you are?
A big movie star?
Or a posh royal prince, or his bride?

My interior decor is just fine

She says games should be kept outside
I said that's for us to decide
Who d’ya think you are?
A big movie star?

She says games should be kept outside
I said that's for us to decide
Who d’ya think you are?

She says games should be kept outside
I said that's for us to decide

I`m thinking of painting the walls
Just in case her ladyship calls
She doesn`t approve
Of the people who`ve
Been playing around here with balls.

She says games should be kept outside

I'm thinking of painting the walls
Just in case her ladyship calls
She doesn’t approve
Of the people who've

I'm thinking of painting the walls
In case her ladyship calls
She doesn’t approve

in case her ladyship calls.

But can I resist it? Oh no!
Actually I did ask for more
And ate it with glee
A helping or three
And now I weigh more than before.

I'm thinking of painting the walls

But can I resist it? Oh no!
Actually I did ask for more
And ate it with glee
A helping or three

But can I resist it? Oh no!
Actually, I did ask for more
And ate it with glee

But can I resist it? Oh no!
Actually, I did ask for more

It’s jam roll-poly today
With really thick custard - hooray
Like mum used to make
Or a light sponge cake
My waistline says, eat and you’ll pay!

But can I resist it? Oh no!

It's jam roly-poly today
With really thick custard - hooray!
Like mum used to make
Or a light sponge cake

Its jam roly-poly today
With really thick custard - hooray!
Like mum used to make

Its jam roly-poly today
With really thick custard - hooray!

The thing is, my spelling’s not good
I would do better if I could
Our strange spelling rules
Make us look like fools
I'll give up and just eat some pud.

It's jam roly-poly today

The thing is, my spelling’s not good
I would do better if I could
Our strange spelling rules
Make us look like fools

The thing is, my spelling`s not good
I would do better if I could
Our strange spelling rules

The thing is, my spelling`s not good
I would do better if I could

I wish I could write a good book
Tried once, but was told, "sling your hook"
"We need sensation"
"Not education"
“When done, come back, we’ll have a look”

The thing is, my spelling’s not good

I wish I could write a good book
Tried once, but was told, "sling your hook"
"We need sensation"
"Not education"

I wish I could write a good book
Tried once, but was told, "sling your hook"
"We need sensation"