LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard,
And red roses too
And some candy - woo-hoo!
He loves me, despite all my lard

I’m really quite popular here

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard,
And red roses too
And some candy - woo-hoo!

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard,
And red roses too

He sent me a Valentine card
With poetry, just like a bard

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I`d like to accept with glee
Will there be eclairs?
And red wine soaked pears?
With a big mug of builders’ tea!

He sent me a Valentine card

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I`d like to accept with glee
Will there be eclairs?
And red wine soaked pears?

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I`d like to accept with glee
Will there be eclairs?

Would you like to join me for tea?
Yes, I’d like to accept with glee

Today I’ll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died
A smile from a friend
Feels like a godsend
For once, I got to stay dry-eyed

Would you like to join me for tea?

Today I’ll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died
A smile from a friend
Feels like a godsend

Today I’ll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died
A smile from a friend

Today I'll look on the bright side
And hope I knew no one who died

Reading the news is depressing
There`s no need for even guessing
Strike here, a riot there,
A stabbing somewhere
I find this all very stressing.

Today I'll look on the bright side

Reading the news is depressing
There`s no need for even guessing
Strike here, a riot there,
A stabbing somewhere

Reading the news is depressing
There`s no need for even guessing
Strike here, a riot there,

Reading the news is depressing
There’s no need for even guessing

Covid, I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I'm not so 'feary'
Steamed up my glasses
Lads don't make passes
And I never heard the word "Dearie."

Reading the news is depressing

Covid, I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I'm not so 'feary'
Steamed up my glasses
Lads don't make passes

Of Covid I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I'm not so 'feary'
Steamed up my glasses

Of Covid I'm thoroughly weary
Burned my mask, I’m not so ‘feary’

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs
But all that they did
Was cost me ten quid
An idea that was dumb all along!

Of Covid I'm thoroughly weary

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs
But all that they did
Was cost me ten quid

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs
But all that they did

Decided to buy bright pink thongs
Thought they would go with my bongs

But eating's one of life's pleasures
Unless you need to take measures
But does size matter?
About it, we chatter
Try telling that to a ‘fresher’

Decided to buy bright pink thongs